Thought I had seen it all

Very now and then I check out Craigslist. Often times, you can find UTR types in the strictly platonic section, since they aren't as quick tomget flagged. Ran across this one a bit ago:

https://dallas.craigslist.org/ndf/stp/6036656464.html

Seems like I was too late - posting has been flagged.

Got flagged. Long story short, some geeky looking chick posted her pics. Claimed to be a model/actress who,was for hire to new people in the area needing to be toured around, people who needed arm candy, someone to just talk to, cuddle buddy. No GFE, not an escort, hooker etc, absolutely no sex. Said she typically charges $30 per hour but it depended on the event and length of time etc. It was a lot more comical to read than I could ever type hers.

Next time copy and paste, CL ads never last very long.

Got flagged. Long story short, some geeky looking chick posted her pics. Claimed to be a model/actress who,was for hire to new people in the area needing to be toured around, people who needed arm candy, someone to just talk to, cuddle buddy. No GFE, not an escort, hooker etc, absolutely no sex. Said she typically charges $30 per hour but it depended on the event and length of time etc. It was a lot more comical to read than I could ever type hers. Originally Posted by Dilbertgolf

$30 an hour ? Great ! My flower beds need weeding and the hedges need to be trimmed ! I figure she could get it done in an hour !

$30 an hour ? Great ! My flower beds need weeding and the hedges need to be trimmed ! I figure she could get it done in an hour ! Originally Posted by WalkerTx

I sent her a message asking she would mow my yard while walked along and chatted with her. Never got a reply.

I sent her a message asking she would mow my yard while walked along and chatted with her. Never got a reply. Originally Posted by Dilbertgolf

Man I could monetize that! Come do my yard work in the nude or at least in a skimpy bikini and I could charge my retired neighbors to come hang out and watch. Have four pervy retirees, three of which wife still works, all would happily fund+ this adventure and likely keep me in beer the whole time too!