Cold Ears?

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says,“'Honey, my hands are freezing!” She says, “Well put them between my thighs and that will warm them up.”

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, “Man! My hands are really freezing!” She says again, “Well. put them between my thighs and warm them up again.” He does, and again that warms him up. After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop wood to get them through the night. When he returns to the cabin, he states once again, “Honey, my hands are really, really freezing.” She looks at him and says, “For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?”

Hey, SNL. My ears are cold!!! Can I come over?

Hey, SNL. My ears are cold!!! Can I come over? Originally Posted by arklookn4lovn

You need some ear muff's ?

A gypsy woman was getting dressed one morning and noticed that she had a greeny/blue looking mold on her upper inner thighs. This was concerning to her so she went to one of the free clinics to get it checked out. The Dr. looked at it and didn't have a clue. He even got one of the OBGYN's to come look, but they were stumped also. The Dr's decided to take a sample and send it off to the lab. They told the woman that as this was a free clinic, the test would take longer than other patients with insurance, probably four weeks. The poor woman went home and worried herself sick as she had fucked around just once on her husband about six months before hand. Finally the call came from the free clinic, "You are fine, tell your husband that his earrings are not gold."

I get it, pretty funny SNL