Maybe really silly but..

I saw a joking picture on fb where an escort says something to the effect of "I'm not selling sex, I'm selling a 200 dollar condom with a free demonstration." to LE

Now I know it's silly and easy to see through but a loophole is a loophole right? Could it theoretically work?
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Do you think a judge and jury would believe that to be true or do you think they'd believe that to be a sham and that she was really selling sex for money?
I saw a joking picture on fb where an escort says something to the effect of "I'm not selling sex, I'm selling a 200 dollar condom with a free demonstration." to LE

Now I know it's silly and easy to see through but a loophole is a loophole right? Could it theoretically work? Originally Posted by DaynaDoesDallas
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I saw a joking picture on fb where an escort says something to the effect of "I'm not selling sex, I'm selling a 200 dollar condom with a free demonstration." to LE

Now I know it's silly and easy to see through but a loophole is a loophole right? Could it theoretically work? Originally Posted by DaynaDoesDallas
Theoretically, sure it could work, but in reality, nope.

The following would be more believable...

You are selling time/companionship. You have sex with clients when you are mutually attracted to each other, but he is not paying for the sex. He is paying for time/companionship. Of course, a jury would be suspicious if you find ALL of your clients attractive....
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I don't see what you describe as a "loophole." A loophole is a defect in a law that allows a defendant to sneak through. (I sometimes hear right wingnuts describe basic constitutional protections as "loopholes," which is like fingernails on a blackboard to me.)

You've described a scenario that takes the same set of basic facts as the prosecutor has but provides a different explanation for those facts. Would it work? Of course not! It was a joke! Most other jokes on Facebook don't make good defenses to criminal charges, either.
Is that your new squeeze SJ?

Sweet ride.

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Is that your new squeeze SJ?

Sweet ride.

Originally Posted by Whirlaway
Actually, she's been my SB on and off for nearly 2 1/2 years, and I've known her for 3 1/2 years. She's a 5'2" bodybuilder with amazing 36DD real boobs.