Laloo rushed home angrily.
After half an hour, he came back and slapped the Sardarji.
Laloo said: You fool, he is not my friend.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it...
When two Indian couples meet each other:
Wives look at each other's dress, footwear, bag, jewelry and accessories etc.
And
Husbands look at each other's wives... !!!