Us older guys

I love going through an Oriental food store. I was picking up some rice at Sam's Oriental on South University and came across this interesting item below... make your own jokes...

Wonder what's in it? Tastes like peppermint

If I ever offer you hot tea at the beginning of a date then you'll know why :P

If you look at the make up of most of the Male enhancement and non RX E.D. pills, Horny Goat Weed is included. Of course I personally don't need this stuff, just looking I've got some swamp land for sale too.

The Chinese have no regard for truth in advertising.They also market a brand of cigarettes called,Long Life.

Now there's a plan. Make cigarettes out of the Horny Goat Weed and call 'em Long Dick!!

The bad part is that when I first saw the box, I thought it was just a bad language translation. But after posting the photo, I google-searched it on the web... wow... there REALLY IS a horny goat weed!

Just call me naive...

Oh yes, its for real.

Just had a thought about the Long Dick cigarettes. Those that do smoke usually smoke after sex, not before, so unless the individual snuck out for a quicky (cigarette) before hand it probably is a lame idea. Oh well, back to the think tank.
Hey, it could work for MSOG!! Yes, Shark Tank here we come!!

Damn, I need to get back to my real job.

Yep and if you mix with vitamins and /or steriods it works but not usually by itself.Got a friend who swears by the stuff. Says it works better than Viagra lol

Steroids, not cool. Too many bad side effects.

Slinger, I know by now you can tell us if the chinese is lying or do we need to head to S. University.

Heh heh... I left it in the shrink wrap as a conversation piece. From personal experience with unknown Asian teas (and being sick afterwards), I prefer something more alcoholic as an aphrodesiac!

If I ever offer you hot tea at the beginning of a date then you'll know why :P Originally Posted by Blond_Lily

A tea party sounds nice

Conch Zingers. (slimy gelatinous goo to be eaten from a freshly extracted conch shell. (Looks and tastes like snot but really works.)


*"The Conch" is also an excellent Karma Sutra position most pleasing to a woman.*

sadie, are you talking sea-shell or foreskin. could you put your picture on showing the conch position?