Traveling Salesman

A traveling salesman stops at a ramshackle rundown farmhouse. He knocks on the door and an ugly, ugly little boy answers the door. The salesman is taken aback and asks, "Uh, is your mother or father at home?"
The little boy casually answers, "I ain't got no daddy, and Mama's out back havin' sex with a goat."
The salesman exclaims, "Doesn't that bother you!?"
The little boy bleats, "Nah-a-a-a-a-a-a-a"

... Hee Hee!

... Okay there, mate... This one is FUNNY! ...

#### Salty

... Hey Mate, Lemme just mention that I believe the joke there
surely works better IF you substitute "ugly KID" for "ugly little boy".

Ya know... "KID" ... Get It? ... The KID sayes "Nah-a-a-a-a-a".
Just sayin'

#### Salty

If he was a salesman in the south than that's not really a joke. Maybe all her family mbers cut her off

If he was a salesman in the south than that's not really a joke. Originally Posted by Tsmokies

Do you know the difference between a zoo in the north and a zoo in the south in the USA?

Up north each exhibit will have a sign telling you the common name of the animal, its scientific name, where it's from, what its habitat is like, and a little about its habits.

Down south each exhibit will have a sign telling you the common name of the animal, its scientific name, where it's from, what its habitat is like, and a little about its habits... and a recipe.

LMAO!

... Hee Hee! ... ... ...

#### Salty

A southern country boy on spring break sees a cute girl on the beach, so he goes up to her.

Boy: "Hi, whar d' yew go t' skewel?"

Girl: "Yale"

Boy: "HI, WHAR D' YEW GO T' SKEWEL!?"