If you didn't already know...

boardman's Avatar


...IJS
starflash's Avatar
And narcissism has found its poster feline..........
boardman's Avatar
Someone "gets it" LOL
sofiaofhouston's Avatar
It's the Blue Waters fault. We loved on him so much and told him how fine and silky his fur was it got to his head. We even put acrylic nail covers on his claws. He had his nails done monthly! He was brushed daily by nude women. I knew it was bound to happen...
pyramider's Avatar
Too bad the ladies did not address the matted fur by his taint. Even the blue water could not penetrate the fur.
boardman's Avatar
They addressed it alright. They're just not getting near it with anything that cuts. They are gonna have to gently comb it out.
Sweet N Little's Avatar
just let someone with experience groom you



use this near taint


And you will have a happy kitty

Jusanotherdude's Avatar
Sadly..... The directive is still around folks...... Lets please adhear to the rules laid down when it was implemented.....

JaD
dearhunter's Avatar
Maybe if we acted all grown up and shit, we wouldn't need a directive......ijs.
Wakeup's Avatar
"grown up"? Here? Pffft...

All we have here is old white guys who can't get laid without pills anymore, fat white guys who can't get laid anywhere but here, hispanic guys who only get laid at spas, and black guys who can't even get laid here because of all the NBA policies...the rest are all juvenile delinquents...ain't no growing up happening here...

Just sayin'...
"grown up"? Here? Pffft...

All we have here is old white guys who can't get laid without pills anymore, fat white guys who can't get laid anywhere but here, hispanic guys who only get laid at spas, and black guys who can't even get laid here because of all the NBA policies...the rest are all juvenile delinquents...ain't no growing up happening here...

Just sayin'... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
My darling husband never ceases to make me laugh
Jusanotherdude's Avatar
All we have here is old white guys who can't get laid without pills anymore, fat white guys who can't get laid anywhere but here, hispanic guys who only get laid at spas, and black guys who can't even get laid here because of all the NBA policies...the rest are all juvenile delinquents...ain't no growing up happening here...

Just sayin'... Originally Posted by Wakeuр

THAT shit is just funny right there! LMFAO!

Touché sir!

JaD
boardman's Avatar
"grown up"? Here? Pffft...

All we have here is old white guys who can't get laid without pills anymore, fat white guys who can't get laid anywhere but here, hispanic guys who only get laid at spas, and black guys who can't even get laid here because of all the NBA policies...the rest are all juvenile delinquents...ain't no growing up happening here...

Just sayin'... Originally Posted by Wakeuр
Sad to say but I thinck I fit into all five of those categories.
Jusanotherdude's Avatar
Who says you're not versital?

JaD
pyramider's Avatar
I get to post wherever I feel like it. Suck it!!

I had no idea kats could be addicted to blue pills.