Did you know Viagra now comes as a nasal spray? Its for dickheads.
Did you hear about the new type of Viagra called Viagra Lite? Its for people who only want to masterbate.
Did you hear about the guy who took Iron pills with his Viagra? Now his dick always points north.
What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He grows taller.
What do tofu and a vibrator have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.
What do you call a pig that weighs more than 150lbs? A divorcee.
What paralyses women from the waist down? Marrage.
Recent scientific tests have found that the most intelligent gene can be found in women. Unfortunately, 98% of them spit it back out.
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.