A woman says to her mom: "I'm divorcing Norm. All he wants is anal sex, and my butthole is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a nickel."
Her mother says: "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in a 12 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get a $2000 a week allowance, you take 6 vacations a year, and you want to throw all that away over a lousy 45 cents?"
- trynagetlaid
- 12-16-2011, 06:16 AM
- badhusband
- 12-16-2011, 06:27 AM
LMAO!
- blight782
- 12-21-2011, 06:58 AM
hahaha.. ROFL!!