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OMG!

I'm having nightmares, and I'm still awake!

Caption: JOE BIDEN IN DRAG

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"You want flexible??? I'll show you flexible!!"

"Who needs cock when you've got a Golden Shoe??"

"I'm practicing for America's Got Talent."

I'm a hungry zombie!!

"I hope Cirque du Soleil will like my audition!"

Wait, wait....is this chocolate on my shoe

Can I have that Klondike bar now?

whaddaa you mean now hop...?

Eating disorder? I'll shoe you an eating disorder.

There's not enough words to describe this.

No Silly, I don't walk in these shoes....These are my shoes for licking...duh....
wanna lick????

I'm practicing for America's Got REJECTED Talent. I have a feeling I'm a "shoe-in!"

I have resisted as long as I can,.

SNL you have put on weight.

No Honey!! I do not want to see your camel toe or you eat your toe.