A couple on an African Safari witnessed a small antelope being chased down by a cheetah.
While the kill was about to happen before their eyes, the husband casually remarked, “I’ll bet the antelope gets away.”
The wife answered, “That’s impossible. If that antelope survives this one, I’ll give you sex every day for the rest of your life.”
The deadly chase was recorded and has sound:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/DYDIwOnXNc8?rel=0
(It’s just 18 seconds in length -- best with sound on.)