You might JUST BE a White Knight if ...

#1.) 6 or more supportive posts out of 10 on a provider's thread or review belong to you.

#2.) You actually believe you are rescuing a provider during a heated debate.

#3.) You post lame excuses for one provider's behavior when you would never tolerate that same behavior from another provider.

#4.)

#4.) you write a "fake" glorified review and think we don't get it

#5). You become physically angry if someone says something bad about "your girl"

#6). You respond to every "I need a big favor" or "I need help" when shes blown all of her money on something stupid & didn't pay the cell bill...so she can line up more dicks that are not yours to suck.

#7 If you really cannot stand someone named, "Toyz."

#8 If your damsel-in-distress provider clearly broke a BIG rule on ECCIE and you still don't think she did anything wrong.

#9...

#9 You help her write her Eccie Ads.

#10 - You buy chapstick by the case.

#11 - her image is your avatar

#12

#12- You feel the need to comment on every single review of her that gets posted.

#13-

#13) . If you become personally vindictive toward those who challenge your ATF by sabotaging their other unrelated threads and reviews or PMing them nasty little notes in her defense.

#14)

#14 you don't believe you are one but read this thread and finally realize you really are

#15

#15 you believe your provider's sob story gossip and attack her enemy or enemies persistantly, insidiously, messing with their business, without having any proof or hearing the other side.

Only to find out later she made a big fool of you & is no angel.

#11 Epic

#12). Post THREADs in the Mens Lounge on her behalf


The THREAD KNIGHTS, looking for a few sad men...join the legion of the ThreAD Knights today
and receive a free set of knee pads, and some astroglide for your anus.

#16- you run and give a provider ROS information thinking it's gonna earn you special favors

#17-

#10 - You buy chapstick by the case. Originally Posted by Loxly

Huh? Why would anyone WK or otherwise need chapstick by the case?