WELCOME to "DESPARATE DOWNS" First Anal Race For The Bucks!
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Let's introduce the horses....
1) ClairSheBlows (Whispers) 6/5
2) Scarell De Rossi (To Be Determined) 2/1
3) SueSalamiInHand (Fun2Come) 3/2
4) Hunter Grace (RockerRick) 4/1
5) EbonyJasmineLoveAustin (Dante0233) 6/1
6)TattooedAsianKim(TS?) (Observing) 99/1
7) Shayla (FoxNews) 4/1
8) Miss Valentina (Still Looking) 6/5
9) SexiLexi333 (Sixxbach) 199/1
Some interesting things to note. FUN2COME riding SueSalamiInHand does not use a whip. He uses a rubber dildo that looks like a long PolskaKielbasa. We've posted the ODDS and the riders. You will note that some of these horses have weight restrictions but we took off all weight limits. TattooedAsianKim the multicolored horse came all the way from NYC to compete. Shayla made the short trip from Kansas and of course EbonyJasmineLoveAustin just wandered over from the East Side of Congress. Hunter Grace was lucky to get RockerRick as her jockey. As you all know she has been racing so long her first two jockeys died. The odds on favorites being ClaireSheBlows being ridden by veteran rider that needs to introduction. Whispers The Hobby God. And Miss Valintina being ridden by Still Looking. I'm sure you have heard that both Whispers & Still Looking are very successful they have totally different riding styles. Yes... Whispers whips , tazer and will even club his horse till success is achieved. While SL doesn't even carry a whip. He carries a brief case filled with money and he uses a stick to dangle it out in front of his horse. Keep an eyes on those two.
And they are off.... ClaireSheBlows jumps out and takes the early lead with Scarlett De Rossie right behind her. Followed by SueSalamiInHand. Hunter Grace and EbonyJasmineLoveAustin stayed in the gate for a second in their stare down till they realized the gate was open. Shayla, SexiLexi333 and Miss Valintina come across from the outside. TattooedAsianKim is still trying to get he new Bikini saddle to fit and has yet to leave the gate. They are all approaching the first turn and ClaireSheBlows has the lead but has white fluid coming out of her nose in 7 seconds. That not a good sign.
Stay Tuned....