Waco Kid's college football 2023 week 2

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Each week upcoming games can be discussed and predictions made, name-calling after victories and general all-around college football discussion! Each week will be closed out by the next Monday and a new thread opened for the current college football schedule for each week.

Rules -

"Rules?? We don't need no stinkin’ rules!”

Actually we do.

WKWCFR rule 1

"Lies, damn lies and statistics!"

British Prime Minister Benjamin Disraeli

If you quote a stat, record, 3rd down conversion rate, an all-time mark or the number of jock straps an 85-man team needs ...

Post it! If you can't post a link to it, it's bogus!
What's valid in the Internet age? Just about anything! Any of the major sports publications, local newspapers, any of the big networks and official school and NCAA sites just to cover the big ones.

WKWCFR rule 2

Predictions must be posted 1 day in advance! If you haven't read the sports page and figgured out who's going to win by the day before ya never will!

Must be time stamped before Midnight the day before game-day, for any weekly games Thur-Sun on the current weekly schedule.

So there you have it, pretty basic! You can post on general topics of your favorite teams regardless of that week's opponent. Just remember WKWCFR rule 1


https://sports.yahoo.com/college-football/rankings/

Poll Date : September 05, 2023

AP Top 25

Team
Pts Trend W/L Last Next
1.Georgia
1569-1-0 UGA 48 - @UTM 7


vs BALL
Sat, Sep 9, 11:00 AM CDT

2.Michigan
1485-1-0 MICH 30 - @ECU 3


vs UNLV
Sat, Sep 9, 2:30 PM CDT

3.Alabama
1424

1
1-0 ALA 56 - @MTSU 7


vs TEX(11)
Sat, Sep 9, 6:00 PM CDT

4.Florida State
1384

4
1-0 FSU 45 - @LSU 24


vs USM
Sat, Sep 9, 7:30 PM CDT

5.Ohio State
1308

2
1-0 OSU 23 - IND 3


vs YSU
Sat, Sep 9, 11:00 AM CDT

6.USC
1255-2-0 USC 66 - @NEV 14


vs STAN
Sat, Sep 9, 9:30 PM CDT

7.Penn State
1212-1-0 PSU 38 - @WVU 15


vs DEL
Sat, Sep 9, 11:00 AM CDT

8.Washington
1107

2
1-0 UW 56 - @BSU 19


vs TLSA
Sat, Sep 9, 4:00 PM CDT

9.Tennessee
975

3
1-0 TENN 49 - @UVA 13


vs PEAY
Sat, Sep 9, 4:00 PM CDT

10.Notre Dame
967

3
2-0 ND 56 - @TNST 3


@ NCST
Sat, Sep 9, 11:00 AM CDT

11.Texas
935-1-0 TEX 37 - @RICE 10


@ ALA(3)
Sat, Sep 9, 6:00 PM CDT

12.Utah
919

2
1-0 UTAH 24 - @FLA 11


@ BAY
Sat, Sep 9, 11:00 AM CDT

13.Oregon
823

2
1-0 ORE 81 - @PRST 7


@ TTU
Sat, Sep 9, 6:00 PM CDT

14.LSU
706

9
0-1 LSU 24 - FSU 45


vs GRAM
Sat, Sep 9, 6:30 PM CDT

15.Kansas State
579

1
1-0 KSU 45 - @SEMO 0


vs TROY
Sat, Sep 9, 11:00 AM CDT

16.Oregon State
558

2
1-0 ORST 42 - SJSU 17


vs UCD
Sat, Sep 9, 8:00 PM CDT

17.North Carolina
551

4
1-0 UNC 31 - SC 17


vs APP
Sat, Sep 9, 4:15 PM CDT

18.Oklahoma
426

2
1-0 OU 73 - @ARST 0


vs SMU
Sat, Sep 9, 5:00 PM CDT

19.Wisconsin
407-1-0 WIS 38 - @BUFF 17


@ WSU
Sat, Sep 9, 6:30 PM CDT

20.Ole Miss
379

2
1-0 MISS 73 - @MERC 7


@ TULN(24)
Sat, Sep 9, 2:30 PM CDT

21.Duke
343-1-0 DUKE 28 - @CLEM 7


vs LAF
Sat, Sep 9, 5:00 PM CDT

22.Colorado
269-1-0 COLO 45 - TCU 42


vs NEB
Sat, Sep 9, 11:00 AM CDT

23.Texas A&M
267-1-0 TAMU 52 - @UNM 10


@ MIA
Sat, Sep 9, 2:30 PM CDT

24.Tulane
241-1-0 TULN 37 - @S ALA 17


vs MISS(20)
Sat, Sep 9, 2:30 PM CDT

25.Clemson
141

16
0-1 CLEM 7 - DUKE 28


vs CHSO
Sat, Sep 9, 1:15 PM CDT
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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT


  • (10) Notre Dame
    Fighting Irish

    2-0

  • North Carolina State
    Wolfpack

    1-0


Odds: ND-7.5
O/U49.5

TV: ABC

WINNER: Neutered Dames

ND will go down. just not this game.
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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT


  • Nebraska
    Cornhuskers

    0-1

  • (22) Colorado
    Buffaloes

    1-0


Odds: COLO-3
O/U58.5

TV: Fox

WINNER: Not Nebraska

coach pimptime pimps out the hapless bug eaters.
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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT


  • Troy
    Trojans

    1-0

  • (15) Kansas State
    Wildcats

    1-0


Odds: KSU-15.5
O/U49.5

TV: FS1

WINNER: K State

Troy should give the Kats a good test but K State needs a win to build momentum
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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT


  • Youngstown State
    Penguins

    1-0

  • (5) Ohio State
    Buckeyes

    1-0


Odds: TV: BTN

WINNER: Brutus Buckeye

scrimmage
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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT


  • Delaware
    Fightin Blue Hens

    1-0

  • (7) Penn State
    Nittany Lions

    1-0


Odds: TV: PEAC

WNNER: Nittany Cubs

scrimmage
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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT


  • Ball State
    Cardinals

    0-1

  • (1) Georgia
    Bulldogs

    1-0


Odds: UGA-42.5
O/U52.5

TV: SECN

WINNER: UGA

scrimmage
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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT


  • (12) Utah
    Utes

    1-0

  • Baylor
    Bears

    0-1


Odds: UTAH-7.5
O/U47

TV: ESPN

WINNER: Utah

Baylor's season got off to a bad start and it doesn't get better this week
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Sat, 9/9, 1:15 PM CDT


  • Charleston Southern
    Buccaneers

    1-0

  • (25) Clemson
    Tigers

    0-1


Odds: TV: ACCN

WINNER: Clemson

this was supposed to be a scrimmage, after the Duke upset it's a "must win" scrimmage
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Sat, 9/9, 2:30 PM CDT


  • (23) Texas A&M
    Aggies

    1-0

  • Miami (FL)
    Hurricanes

    1-0


Odds: TAMU-3.5
O/U51

TV: ABC

WINNER: UM

Jimbo gets bitch slapped in South Beach
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Sat, 9/9, 2:30 PM CDT


  • UNLV
    Rebels

    1-0

  • (2) Michigan
    Wolverines

    1-0


Odds: MICH-37.5
O/U57.5

TV: CBS

WINNER: Jimmy Harbaugh

UM doesn't need Jimmy yet. they still win.
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Sat, 9/9, 2:30 PM CDT


  • (20) Ole Miss
    Rebels

    1-0

  • (24) Tulane
    Green Wave

    1-0


Odds: MISS-7
O/U66.5

TV: ESN2

WINNER: Ole Miss

interesting ranked matchup. edge in talent and coaching to Ole Missy
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Sat, 9/9, 4:00 PM CDT


  • Tulsa
    Golden Hurricane

    1-0

  • (8) Washington
    Huskies

    1-0


Odds: UW-33.5
O/U65.5

TV: PACN

WINNER: Huskies

Huskies look like a contender in the PAC12
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Sat, 9/9, 4:00 PM CDT


  • Austin Peay
    Governors

    0-1

  • (9) Tennessee
    Volunteers

    1-0


Odds: TV: SEC

WINNER: Vols

scrimmage
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Sat, 9/9, 4:15 PM CDT


  • Appalachian State
    Mountaineers

    1-0

  • (17) North Carolina
    Tar Heels

    1-0


Odds: UNC-19.5
O/U58.5

TV: ACCN

WINNER: UNC

Mack Brown needs to avoid an upset in his house by Appy St.
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Sat, 9/9, 5:00 PM CDT


  • Lafayette
    Leopards

    1-0

  • (21) Duke
    Blue Devils

    1-0


TV: ACC

WINNER: Puke Blue Sissies

don't get a big head after upsetting Clemson and let the leopards eat u bahhaa
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Sat, 9/9, 5:00 PM CDT


  • SMU
    Mustangs

    1-0

  • (18) Oklahoma
    Sooners

    1-0


Odds: OU-15.5
O/U69

TV: ESP+

WINNER: ZerOU

don't wreck the Boomard Schooner bahahahahaaaa



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Sat, 9/9, 6:00 PM CDT


  • (11) Texas
    Longhorns

    1-0

  • (3) Alabama
    Crimson Tide

    1-0


Odds: ALA-7
O/U53.5

TV: ESPN

WINNER: Texas

going all IN with Sark. HOOK'EM HORNS!
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Sat, 9/9, 6:00 PM CDT


  • (13) Oregon
    Ducks

    1-0

  • Texas Tech
    Red Raiders

    0-1


Odds: ORE-6.5
O/U68.5

TV: Fox

WINNER: Ducks

one sports hack picked Tech for the upset. Ducks roll.
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Sat, 9/9, 6:30 PM CDT


  • (19) Wisconsin
    Badgers

    1-0

  • Washington State
    Cougars

    1-0


Odds: WIS-6
O/U58

TV: ABC

WINNER: Badgers

the FICKELL effect continues. the games get tougher in the BIG 10, Luke.
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Sat, 9/9, 6:30 PM CDT


  • Grambling State
    Tigers

    0-1

  • (14) LSU
    Tigers

    0-1


TV: SEC

WINNER: LSU

after last week's "upset" LSU needs .. a scrimmage.
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Sat, 9/9, 7:30 PM CDT


  • Southern Miss
    Golden Eagles

    1-0

  • (4) Florida State
    Seminoles

    1-0


Odds: FSU-31
O/U53

TV: ACCN

WINNER: Free Shoes U

don't get the big head FSU after last week's W
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Sat, 9/9, 8:00 PM CDT


  • UC Davis
    Aggies

    1-0

  • (16) Oregon State
    Beavers

    1-0


TV: PACN

WINNER: Beavers

DJ doesn't need to be a star QB ... yet.
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Sat, 9/9, 9:30 PM CDT


  • Stanford
    Cardinal

    1-0

  • (6) USC
    Trojans

    2-0


Odds: USC-29.5
O/U70

TV: Fox

WINNER: CondomHeads

USC should fire Riley if he coughs up an L in the Rose Bowl to Stanford.
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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT


  • (10) Notre Dame
    Fighting Irish

    2-0

  • North Carolina State
    Wolfpack

    1-0
Odds: ND-7.5
O/U49.5

TV: ABC

WINNER: Neutered Dames

ND will go down. just not this game.

Final


  • (10) Notre Dame
    Fighting Irish

    45

  • North Carolina State
    Wolfpack

    24
about right for the Neutered Dames. their day will cum .. soon.

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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT


  • Nebraska
    Cornhuskers

    0-1

  • (22) Colorado
    Buffaloes

    1-0
Odds: COLO-3
O/U58.5

TV: Fox

WINNER: Not Nebraska

coach pimptime pimps out the hapless bug eaters.

Final


  • Nebraska
    Cornhuskers

    14

  • (22) Colorado
    Buffaloes

    36
well done coach pimptime. very impressive given the bug eaters are a national power. NOT! yer punk day is also cumming very soon.

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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT


  • Troy
    Trojans

    1-0

  • (15) Kansas State
    Wildcats

    1-0
Odds: KSU-15.5
O/U49.5

TV: FS1

WINNER: K State

Troy should give the Kats a good test but K State needs a win to build momentum

Final


  • Troy
    Trojans

    13

  • (15) Kansas State
    Wildcats

    42
K State takes care of biz. they pull away as expected from Troy.

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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT


  • Youngstown State
    Penguins

    1-0

  • (5) Ohio State
    Buckeyes

    1-0
Odds: TV: BTN

WINNER: Brutus Buckeye

scrimmage

Final


  • Youngstown State
    Penguins

    7

  • (5) Ohio State
    Buckeyes

    35
scrimmage

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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT


  • Delaware
    Fightin Blue Hens

    1-0

  • (7) Penn State
    Nittany Lions

    1-0
Odds: TV: PEAC

WNNER: Nittany Cubs

scrimmage

Final


  • Delaware
    Fightin Blue Hens

    7

  • (7) Penn State
    Nittany Lions

    63
scrimmage

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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT


  • Ball State
    Cardinals

    0-1

  • (1) Georgia
    Bulldogs

    1-0
Odds: UGA-42.5
O/U52.5

TV: SECN

WINNER: UGA

scrimmage

Final


  • Ball State
    Cardinals

    3

  • (1) Georgia
    Bulldogs

    45
scrimmage

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Sat, 9/9, 11:00 AM CDT


  • (12) Utah
    Utes

    1-0

  • Baylor
    Bears

    0-1
Odds: UTAH-7.5
O/U47

TV: ESPN

WINNER: Utah

Baylor's season got off to a bad start and it doesn't get better this week

Final


  • (12) Utah
    Utes

    20

  • Baylor
    Bears

    13
both teams played backup QB's and Utah passed the test.

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Sat, 9/9, 1:15 PM CDT


  • Charleston Southern
    Buccaneers

    1-0

  • (25) Clemson
    Tigers

    0-1
Odds: TV: ACCN

WINNER: Clemson

this was supposed to be a scrimmage, after the Duke upset it's a "must win" scrimmage

Final


  • Charleston Southern
    Buccaneers

    17

  • (25) Clemson
    Tigers

    66
Clemson wins their "must win" scrimmage .. will they win next week?

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Sat, 9/9, 2:30 PM CDT


  • (23) Texas A&M
    Aggies

    1-0

  • Miami (FL)
    Hurricanes

    1-0
Odds: TAMU-3.5
O/U51

TV: ABC

WINNER: UM

Jimbo gets bitch slapped in South Beach

Final


  • (23) Texas A&M
    Aggies

    33

  • Miami (FL)
    Hurricanes

    48
DOWN GOES JIMBO! TOLD YA. BAHHHAAAAAAAAA

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Sat, 9/9, 2:30 PM CDT


  • UNLV
    Rebels

    1-0

  • (2) Michigan
    Wolverines

    1-0
Odds: MICH-37.5
O/U57.5

TV: CBS

WINNER: Jimmy Harbaugh

UM doesn't need Jimmy yet. they still win.

Final


  • UNLV
    Rebels

    7

  • (2) Michigan
    Wolverines

    35
boring opponent. boring win. bahhhaaaaaaaaaaa

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Sat, 9/9, 2:30 PM CDT


  • (20) Ole Miss
    Rebels

    1-0

  • (24) Tulane
    Green Wave

    1-0
Odds: MISS-7
O/U66.5

TV: ESN2

WINNER: Ole Miss

interesting ranked matchup. edge in talent and coaching to Ole Missy

Final


  • (20) Ole Miss
    Rebels

    37

  • (24) Tulane
    Green Wave

    20
a close game till Ole Missy got rolling late. good road win for Lane Kiffytard.

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Sat, 9/9, 4:00 PM CDT


  • Tulsa
    Golden Hurricane

    1-0

  • (8) Washington
    Huskies

    1-0
Odds: UW-33.5
O/U65.5

TV: PACN

WINNER: Huskies

Huskies look like a contender in the PAC12

Final


  • Tulsa
    Golden Hurricane

    10

  • (8) Washington
    Huskies

    43
easy win for the Huskies. it'll get tougher for UW

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Sat, 9/9, 4:00 PM CDT


  • Austin Peay
    Governors

    0-1

  • (9) Tennessee
    Volunteers

    1-0
Odds: TV: SEC

WINNER: Vols

scrimmage

Final


  • Austin Peay
    Governors

    13

  • (9) Tennessee
    Volunteers

    30
scrimmage

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Sat, 9/9, 4:15 PM CDT


  • Appalachian State
    Mountaineers

    1-0

  • (17) North Carolina
    Tar Heels

    1-0
Odds: UNC-19.5
O/U58.5

TV: ACCN

WINNER: UNC

Mack Brown needs to avoid an upset in his house by Appy St.

Final 2OT


  • Appalachian State
    Mountaineers

    34

  • (17) North Carolina
    Tar Heels

    40
the Mack wins. good test by Appy St. UNC improves.

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Sat, 9/9, 5:00 PM CDT


  • Lafayette
    Leopards

    1-0

  • (21) Duke
    Blue Devils

    1-0
TV: ACC

WINNER: Puke Blue Sissies

don't get a big head after upsetting Clemson and let the leopards eat u bahhaa

Final


  • Lafayette
    Leopards

    7

  • (21) Duke
    Blue Devils

    42
Puke Blue Sissies won't be ranked in December. BAAHHAAA

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Sat, 9/9, 5:00 PM CDT


  • SMU
    Mustangs

    1-0

  • (18) Oklahoma
    Sooners

    1-0
Odds: OU-15.5
O/U69

TV: ESP+

WINNER: ZerOU

don't wreck the Boomtard Schooner bahahahahaaaa





Final


  • SMU
    Mustangs

    11

  • (18) Oklahoma
    Sooners

    28
weak win for ZerOU. at least the Boomtard schooner didn't tip over. bahhahhaaaaaa

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Sat, 9/9, 6:00 PM CDT


  • (11) Texas
    Longhorns

    1-0

  • (3) Alabama
    Crimson Tide

    1-0
Odds: ALA-7
O/U53.5

TV: ESPN

WINNER: Texas

going all IN with Sark. HOOK'EM HORNS!

Final


  • (11) Texas
    Longhorns

    34

  • (3) Alabama
    Crimson Tide

    24
told ya! DOWN GOES BAMA! HOOK'EM HORNS! WE'RE BACK!

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Sat, 9/9, 6:00 PM CDT


  • (13) Oregon
    Ducks

    1-0

  • Texas Tech
    Red Raiders

    0-1
Odds: ORE-6.5
O/U68.5

TV: Fox

WINNER: Ducks

one sports hack picked Tech for the upset. Ducks roll.

Final


  • (13) Oregon
    Ducks

    38

  • Texas Tech
    Red Raiders

    30
well Ducks win let's say. roll another day but win the DuckTards did. QUACK!

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Sat, 9/9, 6:30 PM CDT


  • (19) Wisconsin
    Badgers

    1-0

  • Washington State
    Cougars

    1-0
Odds: WIS-6
O/U58

TV: ABC

WINNER: Badgers

the FICKELL effect continues. the games get tougher in the BIG 10, Luke.

Final


  • (19) Wisconsin
    Badgers

    22

  • Washington State
    Cougars

    31
FU Luke! u ruined my perfect score for the day. LOSERS!!!!!

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Sat, 9/9, 6:30 PM CDT


  • Grambling State
    Tigers

    0-1

  • (14) LSU
    Tigers

    0-1
TV: SEC

WINNER: LSU

after last week's "upset" LSU needs .. a scrimmage.

Final


  • Grambling State
    Tigers

    10

  • (14) LSU
    Tigers

    72
impressive! for a scrimmage. bahhahhaaaaaaa

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Sat, 9/9, 7:30 PM CDT


  • Southern Miss
    Golden Eagles

    1-0

  • (4) Florida State
    Seminoles

    1-0
Odds: FSU-31
O/U53

TV: ACCN

WINNER: Free Shoes U

don't get the big head FSU after last week's W

Final

  • Southern Miss
    Golden Eagles

    13

  • (4) Florida State
    Seminoles

    66
nice followup to the LSU ass-kicking. how good is FSU? TBD

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Sat, 9/9, 8:00 PM CDT


  • UC Davis
    Aggies

    1-0

  • (16) Oregon State
    Beavers

    1-0
TV: PACN

WINNER: Beavers

DJ doesn't need to be a star QB ... yet.

Final


  • UC Davis
    Aggies

    7

  • (16) Oregon State
    Beavers

    55
basically .. a scrimmage. nothing to see here yet.

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Sat, 9/9, 9:30 PM CDT


  • Stanford
    Cardinal

    1-0

  • (6) USC
    Trojans

    2-0
Odds: USC-29.5
O/U70

TV: Fox

WINNER: CondomHeads

USC should fire Riley if he coughs up an L in the Rose Bowl to Stanford.

Final


  • Stanford
    Cardinal

    10

  • (6) USC
    Trojans

    56
bahhahhaaa. Riley isn't going anywhere anytime sooner.
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neutered dames??? lol