What are some of the excuses your SO gives you for not having SEX?

Here are some

headache,
I got to get up in the morning to take care of kids.
I need my sleep.
Tomarrow..ok
Do I have too?


Tell us some that you heard.

Mine always says it's too early in the morning and plays dead. At night, she's too tired.

In the Winter, it's too cold to take her clothes off, in the Summer it's too hot and sweaty.

That's okay, everytime she won't give me any, I always find a Plan B that day.

... everytime she won't give me any, I always find a Plan B that day. Originally Posted by pipefitter73

So you ask everyday?

I have'nt shaved my legs in 2 days.

Its too big

Y'all are funny. I hope to never become a woman with no desire....

i love you....like a brother

...said during a rough period 7 yrs ago before we adopted our little princesses....best thing we ever did

-I hate the way i look
-I feel gross and no, i don't want to shower
-Not even with the lights off

<sigh>

--With you?

no freebees

Wow

Didn't know this many people were married to my wife.

At least I ain't the only one getting the Heisman stiff arm on a regular basis. Hence being here. :-)

I don't know, Val, have you ever used an excuse on me hun?

You need $500 to fuck me?

Wow

Didn't know this many people were married to my wife.

At least I ain't the only one getting the Heisman stiff arm on a regular basis. Hence being here. :-) Originally Posted by fosp1

Your wife from a large family with a lot of sisters?

How about the old, I just took a sleeping pill?

Can providers chime in,too?

I'm not in a relationship now, but with my ex I had to beg for sex. He went as far as to feign an illness to get out of sex with me. He was always too tired, too full, too something. Sometimes if I threatened to masturbate or have sex with another man I could get some half assed sex.
I just want to say that I can relate.