You Might Be A Promoter If.......

I remember Jeff Foxworthy used to do those "You Might Be a Redneck If...." segments, so we can have our own list for promoters. Important disclaimer is that just because you may have done 1 of these things, that doesn't mean I am calling you a promoter. Most guys on here know how to distinguish promoters from normal mongers.

• Having a really long, gimmicky title for your review
• Having very gimmicky details in your review (e.g. "I let her taste my organic ice cream")
• Announcing that a certain girl has started or a certain girl has returned
• Consistently being the first person to review new girls (usually on the first day she started at the studio / AMP)
• Posting 8-10 review per month....of the same exact studios and AMP's
• Consistently making a girl cum / orgasm in almost every review they post. I am really starting to notice this one more - this might be the easiest way to tell if it's a promoter
• "She started to DFK me right when I walked in the apartment door and then she dropped my pants and started giving me BBBJ before I could even take my shoes off"
• Bumping a dormant thread with a post that provides zero value to the original review
• Bumping 3 reviews consecutively (usually within 5 minutes of each other)
• "Looks just like her pics"
• "Instead of complaining about higher price and upcharges, we should be feel fortunate we can fuck a hot asian girl BBFS CIM instead of having to spend $1,000 on a civilian girl"
• Whenever a monger writes a "No" review, the default reaction is to gaslight the reviewer to make it seem it's his fault the session didn't go well (studio and girl are 100% free of blame)
• Being offended at any of the above items and saying stuff like "Why do you even care? Quit complaining and go get some pussy from a real woman"

•have a join date of Oct 2023
•have a join date of 2021-2023
•gladly say you paid the bbfs upcharge

you have never written a NO review.


You are the only person that claims a certain girl is pretty

- write a review that’s as long as war and peace using all the standard eccie jargon then claim its your first review and say you hope you did ok. lol love that shit

- write a review for a lesser known sub amp about a petite cute lady in her 20’s that does everything and when any other monger is its looking for her they say there was never a lady named that working there. Usually followed up by another post saying she said she was leaving soon. hate that shit fell for it more than once

- been a member for 4+ years and only posted two reviews both yeses again long complete jargon having review.

I'm going to have to agree with OP.
Yall do make it hard to distinguish who is who in this 😂
Anyways... I'm going to keep watching behind the scenes, yall have fun bickering amongst each other. 😆

Not sure if you’re talking to me or AC LG, as I don’t think I’ve ever gave a no review

And I don’t think I’m the only person that claimed a certain girl is pretty, last girl who I said was pretty was geisha and other confirmed she is too..

I’ve had my fair share of no’s though. I just don’t write reviews only comments. Some no’s over the past two years.

Macy at AS is older than advertised didn’t get the spectacular service others got. Lucy at GL (SF) subpar service, disinterested the whole session. Dana at SF, 40 year old boring milf. Miso at Lovely Angels, another sub par girl

All those were before the boycott

I'm going to have to agree with OP.
Yall do make it hard to distinguish who is who in this 😂
Anyways... I'm going to keep watching behind the scenes, yall have fun bickering amongst each other. 😆 Originally Posted by Jackof alltrades

Nice new account

•have a join date of Oct 2023
•have a join date of 2021-2023
•gladly say you paid the bbfs upcharge Originally Posted by aJohnDough

JD, I (and probably Aspen)obviously disagree with your point #2, ha ha. As far as new join dates, I’m not that concerned about that, we were all new at one time, it’s the other factors that come to play. When I saw Japanese Janako, I was at that point of her being on top of me about to stick it in when she says, you pay extra for that? I said no thanks, get the condom, lol

JD, I (and probably Aspen)obviously disagree with your point #2, ha ha. As far as new join dates, I’m not that concerned about that, we were all new at one time, it’s the other factors that come to play. When I saw Japanese Janako, I was at that point of her being on top of me about to stick it in when she says, you pay extra for that? I said no thanks, get the condom, lol Originally Posted by Big b.o.b.1

I saw lol good on your part. After looking at her pics, she isn’t that attractive. I wouldn’t have paid either haha

My comments were not directed at anyone in particular.


I was just adding to the list.

After re reading the comment, I figured you were just adding on

These comments are 99% accurate. I type novels and I like to make gimmick titles from time to time. I'm no promoter though, no matter what AP said.

GT

The cum one is really underrated

I make the girls cum every time, if I click with them or if they click with me. If I don't click, I just get my nut and bounce, but if she's into me I work hard to give them an O...or at least get them to make me believe I did


And I grew up reading Penthouse Forum, so it's hard for me not to write a novel. My papers in college were always novels.


"She started to DFK me right when I walked in the apartment door and then she dropped my pants and started giving me BBBJ before I could even take my shoes off" - This happened to me once with Dana, our first session. There was something primal about that meeting. but I won't ever get to see her again until she moves away from SF since they blocked me.

I make the girls cum every time, if I click with them or if they click with me. If I don't click, I just get my nut and bounce, but if she's into me I work hard to give them an O...or at least get them to make me believe I did


And I grew up reading Penthouse Forum, so it's hard for me not to write a novel. My papers in college were always novels.


"She started to DFK me right when I walked in the apartment door and then she dropped my pants and started giving me BBBJ before I could even take my shoes off" - This happened to me once with Dana, our first session. There was something primal about that meeting. but I won't ever get to see her again until she moves away from SF since they blocked me. Originally Posted by HenrySwanson