A joke that made me laugh too hard

I saw this on Reddit today...

"I fucked a girl for an hour and 34 seconds..."

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"It was daylight savings time."

LOL!!!

An old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex.

He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, ya old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'

She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.

Nice one!

An old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex.

He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to a room.

He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?'

The prostitute replies, 'Well Norman, ya old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'

'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?'

She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back. Originally Posted by dallaswill

Lol i need this laugh. Thnkx

Glad to help. I am here for the fun part of Eccie. I eschew the drama part.

I saw this on Reddit today...

"I fucked a girl for an hour and 34 seconds..."

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"It was daylight savings time." Originally Posted by tntangie

This bit of humor is

Heard this one in the radio the other day, this couple been dating for a while, the girl tells the guy, baby I don't want to hurt your feelings, but your dick stinks. Guy, replies back well maybe you shouldn't suck it after I pull it out of your ass.

Fell off a 50 foot ladder today!

Thank goodness I was only on the first step!