Sexy Coffee Meets the Family

I debated with myself where to put this. It's not exactly a review; and only the guys could see it if I put in the men's lounge. I wouldn't want to deprive the ladies of this heart warming, hobby-related, entertaining, thought provoking story about a socially awkward hobbyist and the lovely adult services provider that goes by the name of Sexy Coffee. Besides, it is quite apparent that chicks dig her too. Another beautiful provider friend of mine noted, "Damn Sexy Coffee was gorgeous. Intimidating even!"

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So here is the crux of the story.
My daughter is a college football cheerleader in another state. We'll call her Janell. She was going to be cheering on national television & I hadn't seen her cheer all year in person. I wanted to be a good Dad and be supportive, but I really felt some kinda way about seeing her mother/my ex-wife. Methinks I would rather freeze in hell than have a discussion with that !@#$%^.

Janell says, "It's ok if you bring someone, Mom is bringing 'some people'." I'm thinking DAYUM. I can sit through a 3 hour football game by myself and watch my ex boo'ed up with some knucklehead Adonis and pretend to have fun or I can go into my introverted shell, watch the game on TV and be a sucky Dad. Then the light bulb goes off in my head like the whistle from a Coffee Kettle. SEXY COFFEE!

Sure I had civilian female friends that wanted to go with me but not as Hot as Blazin' Coffee. Besides, my Dad always said "Don't bring sand to the beach!" Sexy Coffee was already there! I had seen her BCD on a previous San Antonio tour. I pm'ed her and she was delighted to go to a game. It was her birthday month and she wanted to relax and chill. She said she hadn't been to a college game in years.

TCB: was easy. I sent her a deposit on Paypal so she could clear her schedule for me and she quoted me a reasonable and fair price to be my eye candy date.
We had 2nd row seats on the 25 yard line!

She was WONDERFUL!!!

No I'm not a white knight
and I'm not a SIMP
I'm not a womanizer
and I'm not a PIMP

Coffee handled herself well at the game and seemed to really enjoy it. She can be extremely professional or flip it street if she has too. She also has a great sense of humor. A humorous fan with his wife announced, " Hey, it Serena and Chapelle". Coffee said he was probably referring to her butt and my hat. Or maybe we all look alike. LOL. It was all in fun.

Me, being the proud papa, I had to take a bunch of iPhone pics of Janell and Coffee was by my side taking video with her Samsung Galaxy.

After the game, the moment of truth came when my ex-wife surprised me with a big hug. "Hi 'Choreographer' ! I then made the introductions. Fortunately, Coffee told me her real name a little bit before. "Sexy Coffee" might not have gone over well with the family. Janell seemed to like her but the EX was hating. LOL

All the while Coffee kept it courteous and civil. I said to my Ex " You look good babe." She says, "Yeah, I'm holdin' it down for a 47 year old woman"; while she gleens at Coffee's statuesque, curvaceous, and youthful figure. Coffee comments "Janell is so pretty. Those dark skinned girls really got it goin' on!"

My Ex, who is also dark skinned, dryly comments with dagger undertones "Yeah, he seems to like that type."

After the friendly formalities with the family Coffee and I went to a nice seafood restaurant to chow down. We talked for hours. She is great company.
By the time I looked at my watch, almost 10 hours had flown by from the time we met up.

The next morning my daughter and I enjoyed some alone time for breakfast at a nice cafe. Of course, there were some questions about "my friend" but nothing too intrusive.

This should go without being said but I will say it anyway. Sexy Coffee is a real person, with hopes, dreams, dissapointments, insecurities, a big heart, and a caring soul. Not to mention a beautiful face and a fantastic waist to hip ratio. Some of you may have witnessed me place my Blue Hawaiian beverage on her backside and use it as a shelf. LOL
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In Summary, I use this scenario to ask the hobby related questions:

Ladies: Do you have a different rate for non-BCD time? Dinners, concerts, sporting activities? Does it depend on the guy?

Guys: Is it all about getting it in? Or do you enjoy the mental, emotional, spiritual, intellectual, and physical connection as well?

Happy Hobbying

Well done. I bet the exe is still talking about it.

A friend is getting divorced. He recently asked if it was OK to take a date to the final hearing. I responded with questions about the dress code.

Thanks Rover. I've been pleased with the companionship of the fine ECCIE ladies of San Antonio and elsewhere; without the worry of eventually possibly dividing assets down the middle if things don't work out.

I'm not quite so bold as to take hot eye candy to a divorce hearing though. It is my perception that judges like to punish individuals they think are having too much fun.

I took a couple of stunning young ladies to a recent concert that we all enjoyed very much. I was the envy of many concert goers because I had latina arm candy on my right arm passionately kissing me and ebony arm candy in my left arm grinding on me to the music. We probably confused and confounded some real world music lovers that saw us; but we all had a fantastic time.

I have one more major concert date scheduled before the end of the year.
I'm excited because I have floor seat tickets to a big show with a very special friend that happens to be an escort. Sometimes it's about the event, the excitement, the companionship and good clean fun... and maybe some dirty fun afterwards. After we are all worked up.

Cool story, been thinking about doing something similar.

The flavor of the month is showing signs of clinging so I may just have to take a provider to a special event. Taking a civie to something special makes their clinging gene go nuts.

Rover tell your friend to just have her wait in the car till the judge says Divorce Granted then run in and give him some PDA.

Divorce is unpleasant, true to its definition, "A man's nuts are ripped out thru his wallet".

Gotta be a little careful with that tho. Those exes can often smell rental and that defeats the purpose.

Glad you had a good time & she exceeded your expectations!!!

I have family that live up around Memphis, in NORTHERN Mississippi, just south of the state line.
I guess that keeps them 'safe' from all the 'doings' up in Memphis.

Well my uncle joins his friends for breakfast in a restaurant almost every day and they sit and talk about trucking, farming, weather, politics and just the normal shit that retirees moan and groan about.

So one year my uncle and his wife come down to visit and I have already told my best friend about these two and just how 'unracist' they consider themselves to be.

My buddy, being black, just had to come over for dinner just to meet them. He, my wife and I had a great time, but it was very clear that they were uncomfortable.

I have had a wicked thought or two of taking a few days and traveling up to visit and will there set up a scenario where I would be in the cafe having coffee and a bodacious young lady would come in and ask for help with her vehicle.

I would volunteer, get her car running and then she would leave.

I would go back in, sit, drink coffee and listen to the bullshit about helping one of 'them' out.

After about 30 min or so she would return, come in and grab my hand, while saying something like 'I didn't have time before, but now I want to thank you properly.

I would return a couple of hours later with a spring in my step, a gleam in my eye and a smile on my face that no matter what would make those old assholes shut up and wonder.

Eh, a fantasy, but every single one of those buttheads would be envious.

The wife already knows which direction I'm going should we ever divorce.

Thanks Ms. PK. You already know the deal. :-)

She is gorgeous! Nice story

Thanks Tracy. +1.
I agree she is gorgeous!

Nicely done Choreographer! I'm not sure I could have spent 10 hours with her without ripping her clothes off and pounding the hell out of her multiple times. She's gorgeous and that ass is smokin' hot!

Gotta be a little careful with that tho. Those exes can often smell rental and that defeats the purpose. Originally Posted by flinde

lol too funny, flinde.

Nice story Choreographer

Gotta be a little careful with that tho. Those exes can often smell rental and that defeats the purpose. Originally Posted by flinde

Hijacking Ahead!

The idea of an exe smelling a rental reminded me of the problem another friend of mine currently has. He's got a hot MILF in San Antonio that keeps him visiting often. The problem is every time he shows up to do the deed her mom shows up 15 to 30 minutes later. We joke over beers how she must smell him coming over the Bexar county line. My suggestion is a faster car so he can get a few more minutes before she arrives. Good thing he is a young buck and can nut twice before she arrives. Once the MILF wanted thirds so they pulled an "Uncle Buck" scene in the washroom with the door locked and the mom in the kitchen drinking coffee. I think the story was the washing machine needed some repair...

Don't want to really hijack the thread or anything,but rover, is the mom hot?