I'm going to cover my naked self with orange body paint, shove a broomstick up my a** (are we allowed to say "ass" any more?), and go as a Creamsickle. Want a lick?
I going as "the powerful odor of mendacity" (see Cat On A Hot Tin Roof), i.e. a dead Donald Trump with McConnell, L.. Graham, Putin, Erdogan , Kim and Xi as my pallbearers, each crying profusely.