God loves drunk people too !

GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO



A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the
door.

The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,

standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.



"Not a chance," says the husband, "it's 3:00 in the morning!"



He slams the door and returns to bed.



"Who was that?" asked his wife.



"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.



"Did you help him?" she asks.



"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
there!"



"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember

about three months ago when we were stuck in the snow, and

those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should

be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too.



The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"



"Yes," comes back the answer.



"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.



"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.



"Where are you?" asks the husband.



"Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.

One backatcha SNL. This kinda covers this and the redneck post!





Sympy.

LMAO Sympy!!!!! Can't even call that a porch swing cause there no porch!! LOL Yard sofa lounger??




why bother even disassembling one ...lol

LMAO Sympy!!!!! Can't even call that a porch swing cause there no porch!! LOL Yard sofa lounger?? Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

I think it would be the "Nekkin swang" or possibly the "Tree Soafer" but I'm sure many an illegitimate "chile" started "a-cookin" on that there "deevan".

LOL

Sympy.

LMAO! I know just the person who would ask such a question...

wow.... i'd be pissed.. lmao..

My non computer friends had a good laugh with this one.. I sent it.. one of them printed it and passed it on to the others. Everyone loved it and more than half of us, thought of the same person I mentioned as before.

Thank you SNL

Can I help it that I like to drink and play on swingsets?

Swings sets never get old.