The Latin maid asked for a pay increase. The wife asked," Now, Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: Well there are tree reasons I wan an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: Jor husband say so.
Wife: Oh
Maria: The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: Nonsense, who said you are a better cook than me?
Maria: Jor husband did.
Wife: Oh
Maria: The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.
Wife: (really furious now) Did my husband say that as well?
Maria: No the gardener did.
Wife: So, how much do you want?