What did the prostitute say to her customer after he finished paying?

.. It was a business doing pleasure with you
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How did the leper pay the lady after they had finished their business? He left her a big tip!

Did you hear about the prostitute
that had a PhD in Psychology?
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She'll blow your mind...

What's the difference between a
Nun on her knees at an altar and
a prostitute on her knees in a bathtub?
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The nun has "hope in her soul"...

What's the difference between a
Politician and an escort ?
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An escort will stop fucking you when
you run out of money.

An escort starts a job at an Amazon warehouse.
Her bosses give her bonus starting pay.
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She had previous package handling experience.

Slightly off topic:
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars.

A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it. "Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box."

Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad. "But what about the 10,000 dollars?" "Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."

Why did the pimp beat his midget hooker?
She came up short again.

What does a hooker have in common with a game show?
If the price is right, she'll come on down!

Blonde hooker was hungry, she wanders into KFC and orders
the meal deal. Brunette hooker walks past, sees her friend
the blonde and the blonde motions her to come in and sit
down. Blonde is all excited, tells the brunette, "You
have to try this meal deal. It tastes just like chicken".

Brunette and blonde hooker in their shared apartment.
Brunette looks out the window, sees her regular walking
toward the door, carrying a big bouquet of flowers.
Brunette hooker looks at blonde hooker, groans and says,
"Oh great, he's bringing flowers. That means I'm going
to have to spend the entire time laying flat on my back,
with my legs in the air spread 5 feet across". Blonde
hooker looks at her confused and says, "Wouldn't it be
easier to use a vase?".

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Omg I'm crying over here ������

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LOL - funny stuff...

I used to be a people person,
then people ruined it.

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes.

You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes. Originally Posted by Michael8219

Why did the blind prostitute burn her ear?
She kept answering the iron.