The day the PENIS ask V. GINA for a raise

The day the penis ask for a raise

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reason:

I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark work place that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperature.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases and emotional situations.

Sincerely, P. Niss

THE RESPONSE:

Dear penis, after assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

You do not work eight hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other location.
You do not take initiative and you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You're unable to work a double shift.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed an assigned task.
And if that weren't all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerly, V. Gina


Let's hear some funny stuff!! Nothing like a good laugh.

What’s the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and resell it.


What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?

One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

Lol

I once saw the second coming of Jesus. It was then I turned off the Mexican porn.

The best joke I've heard in the hobby:

Guy walks into a bar, a revolver in each hand, and yells, "Who here has been fucking my wife? I'm gonna shoot him!" The whole bar goes silent. A voice in the back says, "You don't have enough bullets."

3 legged dog walks into a bar. says " I'm looking for the man that shot my paw"

Knotty, dude, you are off your game! I expect way better from you! Lol

Now for most G rated, non-offensive Hitler joke ever:

How does Hitler tie his shoezies?

In little Nazis.

That's my favorite joke ever

Now for most G rated, non-offensive Hitler joke ever:

How does Hitler tie his shoezies?

In little Nazis.

That's my favorite joke ever Originally Posted by JadeRose

Ha!!!

Wife says to husband: they had a cock auction downtown today. The biggest one sold for $1 million.
Husband: how much did those my size sell for?
Wife: they were giving those away as door prizes.

A week later...
Husband to wife: they had a pussy auction downtown today. The tightest pussy sold for $1 million.
Wife: how much did pussies like mine sell for?
Husband: there were only two of your size. One was being used to ice the beers, the other for throwing away empty cans.

I love funnies!

Boys at school wondering what a penis was. Joey agrees to ask his dad.
Joey later asks his dad...dad, what's a Penis?
Dad says, here let me show you the perfect penis. He pulls down his pants, points to his dick and says "that my son is the perfect penis."
Back at school Joey tells his buddies "my dad told me what a penis was." He drops his pant, points to his dick and says " this is a penis. And if it was just a couple of inches shorter it would be perfect,"

What did the brothel madam tell all her clients after she got busted?

Beat it, were closed.....

These are all so funny! Especially the hitler/shoes one..nazis..LOL

lil johnny asks his dad "whats the difference between a pussy and a bitch.
johnny's dad pulls out a playboy centerfold. he draws a circle around her crotch and tells johnny "everything inside that circle is a pussy.
johnny says ok. whats a bitch?
dad says "everything else OUTSIDE that circle!"