This time ..... I farted

Well, many of know about my post re the provider who farted in the session...... Payback is a beast, lol.

Okay, I have been addicted to Thai Massage (legitimate). I enjoy the massage and no extras is no problem. On a few occasions during some of the pressure stretches, they have stirred up a grumble in my tummy. I have been able to hold back, even the one day I thought that I was going to have to drop a duece and run..... But yesterday, man, she was in between my legs doing a single leg stretch and kabloom... That thin sheet doesnt hold anything in, I looked a her face and she didnt even notice. I thought, is the music up loud, I waited on the fragrance to arrive and nothing, whew... She did pause and was in deep thought, we were chatting and I guess she was deep in thought. She responded and we keep chatting......

she did not even notice the sheet lift up a little? I guess it must have been quiet, a squeaker would have been noticed.....

It's always good to be with someone who really is professional in their work. It sounds like the therapist you were with II2 is a good one. I have had that happen to me as well as did my ex. In the ex's case, she would go with her friends on a girls weekend out to the hill country where they would have that kind of a massage. My ex had digestion issues at the time and Kaplowy is right but like you, she was being worked on by a good woman who was very professional and said that is just part of the deal.

hey shit happens

Well, I thought that it was awkward BUT a hobbyist who isnt NEW, told me a story about himself. He said, back in the day that Kim Spa was the ish for tight young Koreans. He said that one day he went there drunk (this really isnt me, he was too embarrassed to post, evern thought he isnt new, btw he did me permission to post this) and got in the shower while a cutie waited on him in the room. He farted, then farted again but one of those WET ones, then OH YES it was unleashed. HE SHIT WHILE TAKING A SHOWER, he quickly tried to guide the little ones down the drain. All of a sudden the Lady comes in a asked was he okay, he said yes while holding the curtain. He got everything down the drain and added a lot of shampoo everywhere. He told me the session was good and the lady/girl spent time near his romp, which was fresh from all of the shampoo. At the end they took a long shower (same shower area) and he said that she never knew, but he did, lol. If this guy were new I wouldnt believe him but since he is NOT NEW, I know this is true....

We had some adult beverages today, lol.

Good thing you hadn't just eaten some of Big Jakes Chili.