wHAT????

WTH???http://kc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...hen-57/9618638

After reading the add, I gathered some nuts off the ground and buried them in the back yard, but it wasn't all that much fun!

funny...eating/sucking 'NUTS'...man

So the poster is saying he wants us ladies to gather nuts, deshell the nuts and then eat them?

I'll gather nuts, but there's no way I'm "deshelling" the nuts (too bloody and messy) and there's no way I'd eat them either.

So....let me know if you want me to gather your nuts.

They have posted that like 10 times in the last month I got a little chuckle out of it lol

Maybe the squirrel doesn't have any teeth.

OMG that is friggin hilarious!

Is he saying he wants us to BITE his nuts?? Chew em up?? I dunno, sounds awfully painful to me.

I wonder if he has considered the possibility that his nuts may bear a passing resemblance to a Chia Pet dipped in Miracle Grow, and that this may account for the lack of attention to them. Just a possibility mind you.....

I think we are all here just trying to get a nut.....

No squirrels were harmed while making this picture!