OK....Which one of you Mongers...

http://austin.craigslist.org/hum/3169959312.html



Those of you to lazy to click the link....

I guarantee i can teach you how to make your woman happy, in bed... using your mouth.
This is no joke, in fact you only pay me if it works.
I have made the most stubborn women in the world release, i can teach you.

You only pay if it works. No scams
Location: anywhere
Compensation: $100000
GentlemanCaller007's Avatar
So...how does this work exactly?
On the job training?
Is his face right next to yours and you're both down there?
Creepy!
I'm pretty sure the recipient is a better instructor and judge of success...
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 07-29-2012, 11:31 AM
In our little world there is a "sucker" born every minute!
And then there was TOYZ....LMAO

I kid I kid...you left yourself open and I could not resist
Common why you all gotta hate.

Homie's got to get paid so why not get paid teaching what I've learned during my years on the rails.
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 07-29-2012, 11:58 AM
No shit!

No offense taken, nice response...
John_Dough's Avatar
I'm sure Roxy would charge a LOT less and could teach just fine !!
LMAO! Yes I could teach for a lot less
That's not what I charge, the fee is 40 bucks but the lesson is priceless.
John_Dough's Avatar
LMAO! Yes I could teach for a lot less Originally Posted by Sexy Roxanne

I'd ask for a syllabus, but actually saying "syllabus" while doing it might be one of the lessons !!!
Well...looks like Homer is a lot cheaper lol
Yeah he's a cheap slut alright !
Yeah he's a cheap slut alright ! Originally Posted by DIE HARD


DAMN!!!!! NOW HE IS A SLUT?!?!?!

I Thought He Was A PIMP NOW!!!!!!

I NEED A Program To Keep UP!!!!!!!


Usher.....Program PLEASE!!!!!!





What makes this even more funnier is where I found it!

It was in the job section under Human Resources! I clicked on it laughing, thinking what kind of job is this in HR! LOL


DAMN!!!!! NOW HE IS A SLUT?!?!?!

I Thought He Was A PIMP NOW!!!!!!

I NEED A Program To Keep UP!!!!!!!


Usher.....Program PLEASE!!!!!!





Originally Posted by Austintatious Lilly
Multi - Tasking !