“An “exchange” is a transfer of property for property or some value other than money.”
-BURGER-PHILLIPS CO. v. COMMISSIONER OF INTERNAL REVENUE 126 F.2d 934
“Mutual transfers of property other than for money although one of parties may pay a sum of money in addition to property.” –Black Law’s Dictionary 9th Edition in the definition of exchange pg. 562
“ "Prostitution" means:
a. the giving or receiving of the body for sexual intercourse, fellatio, cunnilingus, masturbation, anal intercourse or lewdness with any person not his or her spouse, in exchange for money or any other thing of value, or
b. the making of any appointment or engagement for sexual intercourse, fellatio, cunnilingus, masturbation, anal intercourse or lewdness with any person not his or her spouse, in exchange for money or any other thing of value; “ – Oklahoma Statutes §, 21:39 Section 1030
Oklahoma Prostitution Statutes requires MONEY AND PROPERTY or OTHER THING OF VALUE to be considered prostitution.
Colorado has a similar law.
Fictional Legal Fantasy
“OFFICER: The hotel is within 1,000 feet of the church. You are charged with a felony under Oklahoma Statutes.
JOHN: Officer, I did not exchange money for sex. I purchase sex act. In order to exchange money for sex act, there must be a property given on top of the money. That what it says Black’s laws 6th edition. The state’s law criminalizes paying for sex with money and property not paying for sex with money only. I didn’t give any property to the undercover officer with the money. I didn’t give a condom or sex toy to the undercover cop with the money for the sex act.
OFFICER: You will have to argue that in court.
JOHN: You are misapplying the law. You can charge me under the Model Penal Code (MPC) Article 251.2 Section 5 or Washington D.C. prostitution statutes D.C. Code Title 22 Chapter 27 because these prostitution laws apply to me. I am a US Citizen and subject to the District of Columbia and the American Law Institute which is a corporation of the District of Columbia.
OFFICER: I don’t understand how these laws apply to you. I though Oklahoma Statutes and Federal Statutes apply to you only.
JOHN: The 14th amendment says “All citizens born and naturalized in the United States are subject to the jurisdiction thereof; all persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.” I am subject to the District of Columbia and the American Law Institute.
OFFICER: How does the MPC applies to you? I never heard such a book.
JOHN: Just charge me with the MPC code and Washington D.C. prostitution laws. The prosecutor will decide if I am subject to the Model Penal Code.
I am a property of the court because I claim the TIN man as mine. If you read this case CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY OF CALIFORNIA v. UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE 612 F.2d 417 section 37 , it defines “person” as legal entities other than human being. The TIN man which the state created through the birth certificate is the legal fiction which is the US Citizen. The human being cannot be the US Citizen unless the human being claims to be the TIN man. The prosecutor and the judge control me through the TIN man. They can make me subscribe to the MPC. The subscription to the MPC is like the state subscribe to the Uniform Commercial Code.
OFFICER: I don’t know what to do. I am so confuse. My sergeant trained me wrong in the law. I am going to contact the District Attorney for assistance on this issue.
DA: Since he said something, just write MPC code Article 251.2 Section 5 and Washington D.C. statutes D.C. Code Title 22 Chapter 27 in your police report and paperwork.
He got a lucky today because he said the right thing. Now he will not face a felony charge.
OFFICER: My sergeant trained me wrong in the law. Who do I go to when I need a legal answer? I did not realize how confusing the law is.
DA: I am not the Law Doctor. The Chief Judge is the official Law Doctor. He is the only one that can issue you a legal prescription and legal answers.
With this John you have in custody, I will need a legal prescription for MPC or Washington D.C. medicine to treat this sick prostitution case. I hope the Judge will issue me the MPC prostitution law medicine because it is Florida Style Prostitution law. The hiring requirements make it difficult for anyone to get away except for sugar daddies and sugar babies.
OFFICER: What pharmacy fills the MPC prostitution law prescription?
DA: The American Law Institute.
OFFICER: Thanks for telling me about the MPC prostitution law prescription is available. I am going to make an appointment with the chief judge of the county for a MPC prostitution law prescription so I can pay a sugar baby for companionship and ….. You know what.
DA: The Chief Judge gave me an MPC prostitution law prescription so I can pay a sugar baby for companionship and you know what…… Don’t forget to book a flight to Pennsylvania to get the prescription fill. You will have to have the prescription fill by a pharmacist at the American Law Institute.
OFFICER TO THE JOHN: You got lucky today. You will only going to face the Washington DC or the MPC prostitution law charge. Under Washington DC and MPC prostitution laws, the crime is only a misdemeanor.