(Well as much as I dislike the picture, I'll give it a shot).
"Well after trying jigs, topwater baits, tube baits, plastic worms, spinnerbaits, vibrating lures, grubs, stickbaits, EVEN the Banjo Lure--nothing seemed to work, U-N-T-I-L....I tried a small mouse marinated in liquid catnip on a treble hook with a red dot laser sight attached to the hook and voila---almost instantly...I have---DINNER!!"