And being the old fucker that I am, country raised and such, this really hits a spot with me.
Had a 17 year old step daughter with the first wife that got the hots for a guy. First time he came over to take her out, I "just happened" to have my double barrel 12 gauge long tong out for an annual cleaning before dove season. It is amazing the looks a young guy gives you when you are snapping the barrel closed as he walks up on your porch the first time!