Several months ago I slipped and fell in the shower at a local Provider's incall. That was the only time in my entire life that I have ever fallen in a shower! It is safe to say that it scared the hell out of the sexy, young lady at the time. However, I knew almost immediately that I escaped injury. Hey, I was a paratrooper. I know how to fall!
As I recall, I immediately passed the entire incident off as a clear indication that she had "rode this old man hard and put him up wet!" We were soon making jokes about how I would explain this to the EMT or even worse, my SO: "Well Darlin' I just happened to be driving through the neighborhood late at night and this sweet young lady offered to let me use her shower. Uhhhh, you sure get hot and sweaty driving around the neighborhood."
Just prior to leaving I gave her an extra $20 and suggested she purchase a non-slip mat to put in the tub for big ol' clumsy oafs like me.
Shall we see if she decides to offer her personal insight into this potentially embarrassing situation? LOL