I'm in some serious need of this

Ran across this and had to share. My perfect ass. If only, if only....

Fried chicken goes straight to the ass.

I know there are a lot if ass men out there - but doesn't your dick get kinda lost down there?

I know there are a lot if ass men out there - but doesn't your dick get kinda lost down there? Originally Posted by tbone77494

lol, I'm so small it gets lost down there even with skinny asses...

It's more than just the dick that gets to enjoy those big flabby cheeks..lol

Fried chicken goes straight to the ass. Originally Posted by Prime Time

Dude, please ... get a new joke. You and Pyramider, one word wonders.

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Fried Chicken Taint Funny, Bro.

How do chicks with huge asses and short arms clean their bunghole?

Photoshop's great, isn't it?

Photoshop's great, isn't it? Originally Posted by enderwiggin

+100

How do chicks with huge asses and short arms clean their bunghole? Originally Posted by amishgangster

Metamucil...

...My perfect ass..... Originally Posted by Outthere

Outthere....I prefer this one:

^Jesus, those are some huge fucking panties.

Globe, it's nice but too small...

Fat...and not the "ph" kind, for you bruthas, either...

I wish Alicia Cavanni hadn't retired, for me she had the perfect ass.

Globe, it's nice but too small... Originally Posted by Outthere

Ohh....just perfect for me Ot. (ps: call me GS...less typing)

^Jesus, those are some huge fucking panties. Originally Posted by enderwiggin

LOL but they are not as big as they look. She is quite petite.

And I love larger panties. I'll admit those visible t-straps look good riding up above the belt line with low cut jeans. But the first time I got lucky w/a lady wearing a thong it was a let down for me.

I love panties I can put my hands under and run my fingers under the elastic along her thighs...especially with her skirt still on. Or put my hand down the back of her jeans while at the bar and feel that silky goodness and the ass that awaits me.

It turns a woman on...especially a horny one with the perfect azz.

Oh my...why do I do this to myself?

Hey...an avatar upgrade. Just becuz.