Behavioral Conditioning as a side effect of hobbying?

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  • ~Ze~
  • 07-29-2014, 10:39 AM
So, yesterday, I found myself getting out of the shower and almost instantly being horny. This wasn't the first time it has happened... a lot lately. I notice it more on days that I don't have any hobby time lined up.

The closest explanation that I could come up with is that as a result of always showering right before a hobby experience, my body expects sexual stimulation after a shower.

Men does your dick twitch and get hard every time you go to an atm? Or ladies when you light a candle?

I already know I am nutso, but could this really be a thing?
jimmylbob's Avatar
Happy to hold your towel for you...
pmdelites's Avatar
we need to condick an experiement w/ you taking a shower and a) my showing up afterwards and b) my not showing up afterwards.

i'll take a shower beforehand to make sure it's a clean experiment.
then you and your avatar can lick lil delites :^)
So, yesterday, I found myself getting out of the shower and almost instantly being horny. Originally Posted by ~Ze~
*wipes away drool*
Damn you Pavlov!

No, Ze, you are not nuts in this instance. Humans like to think of ourselves as above our animal nature, but we are very easily conditioned by the right stimulus/reward combination. And the reward doesn't get much better/more intense than sex, outside of hard drugs.
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The closest explanation that I could come up with is that as a result of always showering right before a hobby experience, my body expects sexual stimulation after a shower.
Men does your dick twitch and get hard every time you go to an atm?
I already know I am nutso, but could this really be a thing? Originally Posted by ~Ze~
Yes it is a thing....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning

No twitch at the ATM but I now associate a shower as the beginning and end of sex. (On the bright side...at least you as a female do not have to worry about sending the wrong signals at the gym)
I get hard when I get text's. I think it is my ATF begging me to come over. But it's usually not. So now, I am used to getting hard when the phone rings. It has gotten so bad that the only time I can get hard is when I get a text. Any ladies out there ready for my new fetish? I need someone to repeatedly text during a session. The more you text, the harder I get. Eventually, her fingers are numb and I have blown a wade all over her phone.
Chaataca's Avatar
I must be been conditioned by the universe simply being in existence... because I'm basically at least at half mast pretty much all the time.

DAMN YOU UNIVERSE!
pyramider's Avatar
Nope, nothing here.... Its just you pervs.
I literally refer to African Americans as AA now. That's similar conditioning as a result of the hobby that's not necessarily sexual, (or is it)?
RangoFett's Avatar
Kinda like seeing coffee in the AM and getting the gigbutt.
OMG! An original topic.

When I think about how smart you are, I get turned on. I suppose that is a conditioned response.
threepeckeredbillygoat's Avatar
I jacked off in the shower so much as a kid that every time I start getting rained on my dick gets hard.
Btw, behavioral conditioning is a side effect of everything, not just hobbying. We see these effects from infancy through death. Everything from a infant's heart rate going up when they're picked up by their father, because daddy is going to play with the baby, to some of the effects we've talked about here with coffee and other events that trigger unconscious responses.

Typically they're stronger when the time between events is short. So the association between shower and sex is stronger when the time between shower and sex is shorter. So being one of the ladies who is always freshly showered would build the association faster.
I jacked off in the shower so much as a kid that every time I start getting rained on my dick gets hard. Originally Posted by threepeckeredbillygoat
Hahahahahaha.=)
And im with ms.thread starter, I don't think its the shower though. I think its the looking at myself afterwards.
The process of putting on lotion and picking out my panties and bra and all that good stuff definitely turns me on.. and it is a shame to not get laid afterwards lol.
Happens to me when I order lunch at Dody's . . . have absolutely no idea why!