Champions can come back to the White House again

They no longer have to boycott an idiot in chief of McDonald's/burger king. American champions will no longer be ashamed and will help make America great and smart again.

Can you even imagine working your fucking ass off to excel in whatever sport you excelled in and when you finally reach the championship you're rewarded with a trip to the White House to meet the fucking POTUS, and he gives you a FUCKING HAMBURGER? Fuck that, I'd rather be runner up. Fuck Trump and fuck his goddam hamburgers.

I know lapdog. It's not like those college kids have not had a burger in a day or 2 lol. Idiot in chief just being clueless again.

They mostly turned the invite down to keep their champion intergrity though

Who the fuck becomes the best in the world at any profession just so they can meet the president other than assassins? I wouldn't spare a piss break to meet with any POTUS, let alone any other world leaders.

The real Americans white house will soon have class again and make America smart and proud

"Class" is an ointment in the wound of the ineffectual to make themselves feel good about their weakness and to put down others. Civility is what is needed, and that is still in short supply.

Really block??? Even trump could be civil for a minute to his ass kissing appointments. Butt trump never had or never will have class

"Class" is an ointment in the wound of the ineffectual to make themselves feel good about their weakness and to put down others. Civility is what is needed, and that is still in short supply. Originally Posted by GastonGlock

A lecture about civility (short as it may be) is a wee bit hypocritical, coming from you.

A lecture about civility (short as it may be) is a wee bit hypocritical, coming from you. Originally Posted by Lapdog

I can be civil, but civility isn't something one should sacrifice honesty, liberty, or safety for. A man should be a dangerous, but tame animal.

Omg that was the most Mr perfect reply. You must be another stable genius also

It's a gun guy joke. I'm sure the other gun guys get it.

I can be civil, but civility isn't something one should sacrifice honesty, liberty, or safety for. A man should be a dangerous, but tame animal. Originally Posted by GastonGlock

There's a fine line between "badass" and "dumbass." You may be confusing the two.

People would crawl over glass to have The first lady jerk off all over them soooooo.

There's a fine line between "badass" and "dumbass." You may be confusing the two. Originally Posted by Lapdog

I have to agree with him dog. It doesn't take a gun guy to understand. I can be a perfect gentleman here. But as some can attest too, I can use an eviscerating wit just the same.

There's a fine line between "badass" and "dumbass." You may be confusing the two. Originally Posted by Lapdog

it's not about being badass, machismo is a pretty big waste of energy, it's about being effectual and honest. There will always be cruel people in the world, therefore it's important to teach your sons and daughters to have the capacity for cruelty; not so they can be cruel, but to arm them against other cruel people lest they be abused, harmed, or exploited.

I have to agree with him dog. It doesn't take a gun guy to understand. I can be a perfect gentleman here. But as some can attest too, I can use an eviscerating wit just the same. Originally Posted by eccieuser9500

They say if you have to explain the joke, it's not very funny; but I really wasn't going for points with that one.

- Gaston Glock is the founder of the Glock weapons company.
- The company's slogan is "Glock Perfection"
- Glock handguns have one of the most prolific aftermarket parts markets of any firearm.
- It's common practice for new firearms purchasers to buy a Glock handgun, and then spend several hundred dollars on aftermarket parts to improve it's performance.
- For example, the John Wick edition Glock 34 which was made for the movie retails for $2100, where the base gun is about $550.

So, by choosing the handle "GastonGlock" and giving my title "Mr. Perfect", I'm lampooning the company.