Funny provider one liners thread

After a really zesty 1.5 hour session the other day we got to talking about this and that and the topic of food came up and she says:

"I cook better than I fuck"

Made me hungry cuz she certainly handled the bed fine ;-)

Who's got some other good one liners?

After a really zesty 1.5 hour session the other day we got to talking about this and that and the topic of food came up and she says:

"I cook better than I fuck"

Made me hungry cuz she certainly handled the bed fine ;-)

Who's got some other good one liners? Originally Posted by fishboy

Im ovulating don't put that on today.

I appreciate your enthusiasm but your fucking the bed.

"I wish you could stay longer, too, but I have a foot fetish at 1:30."

What do you wanna do for the next 58 minutes???

What do you wanna do for the next 58 minutes??? Originally Posted by Ed Highlight

Was posted on a 'viders ad.

"Tell them I'm fucking busy...or vice versa"

After getting a girl off with DATY, she said "You should teach a class on that". I couldn't help but laught at that

Door opens... "I knew my luck would run out!"

is it in yet?

I'm sorry to say it's in all the way

I was complimenting her on her oral skills.....


She tells me..... You have a big dick.........

OHHH MY....... hahahahahahaa!

After a round of intense throat fucking:

"My blue eye shadow got on your balls and I literally gave you blue balls."

darn, you almost made me cum

from my ATF who is sadly is retired.

"fuck that pussy like your mad at it!"