How much would you require to become a full time personal erotic assistant

Let's say your favorite client approached you with the following proposal.

The job:
Erotic personal assistant

Term: One year
8:00-5:00, Monday - Friday
Three weeks paid time off
Paid medical, dental, vision
Salary: ? You tell us

Duties
Morning and afternoon non-MSOG session
Setting up our other hooker appointments
Participating in one GoG doubles appointment per week
Ordering lunch
Grabbing the mail
Picking up dry cleaning once oer week
Picking up groceries once per week
Sitting around nude or in negligée being bored while reading or watching TV most of the time
Picking up after yourself and not being a slob
Remembering this is a job, your an employee, and therefore keeping it professional

What it isn't:
Doing any cleaning other than picking up after yourself
Being a girlfriend/wife

Pros:
Only fucking one old fat guy instead of 200+ different ones
Not dealing with screening clients
Not being scared who will come through the motel door
Not worrying about a LEO busts
Safe clean friendly environment

Cons:
Unsure term past one year. Could be more than one, but who knows
Treating it like a job and showing up on time. If you didn't, you'd get fired

Are you spamming icky? You are not of sufficient caliber.

What could go wrong?

W-2 or 1099?

You paying state and federal unemployment tax so you're covered when you fire her or lay her off after a year?

Thought about sexual harassment claims?

5k a week, 250k a year.

5k a week, 250k a year. Originally Posted by ~Ze~

You're hired! ...as soon as I win the Power Ball. (Or maybe if I inherit more than I expect to.)

250k a year huh LOL

So you're banging this same girl 2x a day, and you want other hooker appointments? Sounds way too much like a comittment to me. And more like a sugar baby or wife.

So you're banging this same girl 2x a day, and you want other hooker appointments? Sounds way too much like a comittment to me. And more like a sugar baby or wife. Originally Posted by Smokin

See the OP:

What it isn't:
Doing any cleaning other than picking up after yourself
Being a girlfriend/wife Originally Posted by citizen44

She's available and convenient 5 days a week 8 to 5. You can exercise the availability or not, depending on how you feel. If you want something else, she'll book it for you.

4k per week for Mon thru Thur (three day weekend every week!), plus you have to arrange for an MFM monthly with a really sexy dad-bod friend.

And this is only if you're one of my absolute favorite clients, not just anybody!

Sure ladies. Please provide your tax returns for the last three years proving you actually make that much and then we'll talk.

A lot of big dreamers in here lol

Sure ladies. Please provide your tax returns for the last three years proving you actually make that much and then we'll talk. Originally Posted by Tapper69

Don't be surprised when You find out your favorite whore makes more per year than you do AND has fun doing it.

Personal assistants in my neck of the woods make around 75k a year. That is well before the sex is ever involved...

Double post.

'bout tree fiddy.