Trump To Be Indicted For Removing Mattress Tag In 1997

The_Waco_Kid's Avatar
https://babylonbee.com/news/manhatta...ss-tag-in-1997 Originally Posted by Cheap Charlie

who knew the statute of limitations for desecrating a mattress was 26 years.

Bragg better get that Grand Jury lined up pronto before he misses his window.


BAAHHAAHAA
matchingmole's Avatar
He should be beheaded.....
Precious_b's Avatar
Were there pee stains on it?
lustylad's Avatar
If that fails, maybe they can indict him for trying to take 13 items through the grocery store express line that says "12 items or less"
eccieuser9500's Avatar
He should be beheaded..... Originally Posted by matchingmole

I swear I was going to post this even before I saw your post. Just from the thread title.




Some people just don't know how to take a fuckin' joke. Five points? Really, bio?












eccieuser9500's Avatar
If that fails, maybe they can indict him for trying to take 13 items through the grocery store express line that says "12 items or less" Originally Posted by lustylad

Actually, the joke is taking a dozen eggs through the ten items or less aisle. Just fine tuning, sir. I'm too lazy this morning to find the cartoon image.
dilbert firestorm's Avatar
I swear I was going to post this even before I saw your post. Just from the thread title.


Some people just don't know how to take a fuckin' joke. Five points? Really, bio? Originally Posted by eccieuser9500
bio thinks he knows what he doing which is not.