A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over
at him and asks the question....
WIFE:
"What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND:
"Definitely not!"
WIFE:
"Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE:
"Then why wouldn't you remarry? "
HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE:
"You would?" (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE:
"Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE:
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE:
"Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE:
"Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE:
"Would you give her my jewelry?"
HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE:
"Would you take her golfing with you?"
HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."
WIFE:
"Would she use my clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE:
-- silence --
HUSBAND: "Shit..."
