weather in texas... hot with a chance of sweaty penis

I thought Chicago got some crazy weather in the summer.

Still trying to figure out what this weather icon on the today show was for Texas.

Looks with a sweating dick stroking himself and blowing his load on Dallas! Doggy style days all this week!

http://www.eonline.com/videos/v56976...chat-stew.html

Hey now, Ive only lived here a year but I do believe 'messin with Texas' is a felony of some sort. Did have to take to commando more often with the uber-summers here, last thing Mr Happy needs is more insulation.

no messing with Texas. Just wondering what kind of weather you have if you look at that icon!

Well thankfully it's not as hot as last year, but it's still hot!
Yeah a sweaty penis isn't too zesty lol.

PLEASE gents if its too hot, carry baby wipes.
no sweaty penises, i have high blood pressure!