Funnels psa: It's getting warmer

winn dixie's Avatar
A psa for all the funnels round here.
Cause wd cares let me remind eery one it's getting warmer and certain body parts a needs more cleaning.
Make good n shore to clean them funnels and areas betwixt and around.
Scrubem withs good soap and aeriorate well fore putting clothes on. Body sprays and eat de toilets perfumes shorely helps. An don't forgets under they boobs too. This will helps during sexy times.
Wd cares!
winn dixie's Avatar

Just spreading the word of summer funnels care

Don't want them funnels to smell likes
SexySammy's Avatar
This goes for the gents as well. Nobody wants to gobble your goodies when they smell/taste like dirty feet dipped in pig shit. ESPECIALLY the uncircumcised folks, pull that turtle head back regularly, not just 5min before the session and get all the dick cheese out of there regularly. One quick wash doesn't cover bad body hygiene. Lol that is all.

But man do I love your posts
winn dixie's Avatar
Yes guys clean them jimmies fore seeing the babes. And heavens yes. If you are uncut pull that sheath back and scrub hard. Yuck.
Good psa . Soes erry one can enjoy the sexy times without the cheese and odors of stanky people.
An please be shore to give an extry wipe to the backs side too.
SexySammy's Avatar
Omg yes please. Nobody wants your skid marks on our sheets.
winn dixie's Avatar
Ans ladies is a goodly idea to scalp the lawn or trim the Busch way back.
Doing so helps to air things out and doesn't keep musky smells inn.
Your wd loves the funnels ans just wants to halp.
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Wd is here for erry ones concerns about funnels. Cause I care
winn dixie's Avatar
Wd recommends funnels get rooteene checkups. Stirrups duckbills and all.
It's important for funnel health.

Wd cares about funnels health
SexySammy's Avatar
Wd recommends funnels get rooteene checkups. Stirrups duckbills and all.
It's important for funnel health.

Wd cares about funnels health Originally Posted by winn dixie
Lol this should definitely be a given on both sides. Make sure you're getting pricked and poked for everything, regardless of whether you play outside in a raincoat or not.
winn dixie's Avatar
Wd approves of skin monsters taking care of their funnels soes a jimmie can visit. So beautiful. Spring has loves in the aire.
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Omg yes please. Nobody wants your skid marks on our sheets. Originally Posted by SexySammy
Them ain't skid marks - that's rust from the steel sword
winn dixie's Avatar
Say no to smegma. Soap and washcloth can prevent this smelly cheese that can build up. Skin monsters fear not. This is natural. A daily wash can keep you odor free.
Love- your wd
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Yes! Soap PLUS the wash cloth please.
winn dixie's Avatar
I'm a lil disturbed at some thinking toilet paper used in a rush can give proper cleaning for sexy times.
This is not thorough enough. Please use a Lou fa or rag and scrub.
Please don't use tp. Leaving dingleberries is not romantic and tend to get stuck in teeth. Yuck mouth
Don't have yuck mouth
Warm wishes and love- wd