Just too damned lazy and old!

Getting very horny seeing all the pretty women here on eccie, ahhhhh...to be young again, instead when I get home from work, I'll feed the dogs, throw something on the stove for me, and park myself in front of the tube for the night!

What a life, huh?

Sounds like you need TV watching buddy.

Honey, I'm afraid I'd probably bore you to sleep. I was just thinking of trying to rub one out, but that's not looking too promising at this time.

HD, Jannessa has offered to help. I know how coordinated you are and rubbing one out while channel-surfing...you might press the wrong button.