Nancy Pelosi Escorted Out of White House After Showing Up ‘Too Drunk to Speak’

https://buzzconservative.com/2019/03...runk-to-speak/

Sources inside the White House in a position to neither confirm nor deny most reports have confirmed the latest about Nancy Pelosi’s drunken excursion just minutes ago.

Lawrence Darrel and his brother, Darryl, both senior aides to Lead Speech Writer Sandy Batt, say they saw Pelosi escorted out by Secret Service after showing up “so drunk she could hardly speak.” Darryl told our reporter in the field:

“Nancy came in and tried to say some things but just kept making that face. And there was like…this clicking noise. Then she fell down and it looked like maybe she peed a little.

Secret security was all over her right quick and them guys tossed her like a bad habit.”

Pelosi was left standing on the South Lawn, where she thought approaching Marine One would be a good idea. The chopper’s pilot had to stop her with physical restraints — a zip tie — and escort her past the property line. The White House has revoked her credentials and asked her office to please make an appointment in the future.

Pelosi has a long history of drunken excursions covered up by the liberal press, who like to send their “fact-checkers” to see if a story is true.

They call her office, her office denies everything and the next thing you know, some poor shlep on Facebook selling garbage to potatoes can’t reach his audience

That's a reliable news source. I'd put it at just about the same level of reliability as the National Inquirer.

That's a reliable news source. I'd put it at just about the same level of reliability as cnn or msnbc. Originally Posted by agrarian

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I'am sure this is what you really meant! bahahahahaha

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I'am sure this is what you really meant! bahahahahaha Originally Posted by winn dixie

Reporters asked Trump if the story was real and he said "Is real"

When Speaker Pelosi was asked to comment on Trumps comment she replied

" Fuck Is Real"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Conservative Buzz?

Reporters asked Trump if the story was real and he said "Is real"

When Speaker Pelosi was asked to comment on Trumps comment she replied

" Fuck Is Real" Originally Posted by themystic

Every post mystic makes is real!

He even thinks his imaginary online girlfriend is real!

How could they tell if she was drunk.

Ever listen to her news conferences? It's either Dementia or Grey Goose.

Nancy should be beaten to death in public with ball peen hammers.


MAGA!







BAHHAAHAAAAAA

Why don’t you sign that threat with your real name and mail it to the Speaker yourself. Be sure to cc FBI and DHS, tough guy!

How could they tell if she was drunk.

Ever listen to her news conferences? It's either Dementia or Grey Goose. Originally Posted by Jackie S

As much a wordsmith Nancy is (or isn't)...even on her worst of days (which is all of them)...she makes a helluva lot more sense than the Dimmz rawk star bumper sticker, AOC.




Shake it, you New Green Deal dirty leg....mystic has a pocketful of singles....he's ready to make it rain...

My apologies, your holiness....I know I'm hijacking your thread....but just can't help it....

TIME magazine continues it's slide into the muck and mire of extinction.....

Why don’t you sign that threat with your real name and mail it to the Speaker yourself. Be sure to cc FBI and DHS, tough guy! Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

why don't you call the FBI and turn me in?


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Pelosi looks like a drunk.

Originally I thought it was just age, but, drunkenness makes sense!

That's a reliable news source. I'd put it at just about the same level of reliability as the National Inquirer. Originally Posted by agrarian

The National Inquired did have the Monica/Bill and John Edwards story first.

We had a congresswoman in Kansas City almost 20 years ago. She berated her staff, cursed them, and slurred her words. People thought she drunk off her ass. The dems re-elected her and then she resigned just in time for Emmanuel Cleaver Jr. to take the seat. Then she said she was suffering from Alzheimers.