I better fear the almighty lord

Scarlet O'Shea's Avatar
So just got this and only this in an email from notzrim@Safe-mail.net (not a client.) It appears to have been sent to multiple providers. I guess my reckoning is coming.
Does this guy just like...email one provider a day after jacking off to showcases and before he showers and hops in his prayer closet? I get something from this nut about once every six months.
Woo hoo party in hell! See you there!
David.Douchehurst's Avatar
I guess my reckoning is coming. Originally Posted by Miss Scarlet
Ah reckon Ah jus' came frum a-lookin' at yore tig ol' bitties. Why, thar even plumper an' a-juicier lookin' than ol' Jennsapoppin's pair o' jiggly wiggly cattawampers!
Scarlet O'Shea's Avatar
Does this guy just like...email one provider a day after jacking off to showcases and before he showers and hops in his prayer closet? I get something from this nut about once every six months. Originally Posted by JennsLolli
I'd wager there's some self flagellation involved as well.
Little Monster's Avatar
Woo hoo party in hell! See you there! Originally Posted by monkey man
Right! If this is the case, heaven is going to be a lonely boring place.

What am I saying...... I'll just become Catholic and have all my sins expunged .
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 10-21-2014, 03:25 PM
It's a Christian Jihad!

My god is a cool guy... He provideth me with erect ion's... He maketh me lie down in the plump boosums... He anonteth my rod with oil.

My god keeps rates acceptable and pussy plentiful.
Well, I'm glad that's settled. Sounds like Lake Havasu...
Loxly's Avatar
  • Loxly
  • 10-21-2014, 05:00 PM
Heaven for Comfort. Hell for Company.
TemptationTammie's Avatar
I just got the same thing from P411 email which is kinda strange. (Preferred411 <p411@Safe-mail.net>) & has this in the 'to' field TheMiracleEmpire@gmail.com <TheMiracleEmpire@gmail.com> ;
I didn't realize until after I replied that it came from p411.
Toyz's Avatar
  • Toyz
  • 10-22-2014, 10:41 AM
Right! If this is the case, heaven is going to be a lonely boring place.

What am I saying...... I'll just become Catholic and have all my sins expunged . Originally Posted by Ebony Jasmine Love Austin
I am starting my own version of Islam. Its called IPIS. (Incredible Pussy Immediate Sex).

In my religion when you die you get 27 Hoogars who know what they are doing instead of 27 virgins who have no idea what to do with a Beeg cawk.
Scarlet O'Shea's Avatar
I just got the same thing from P411 email which is kinda strange. (Preferred411 <p411@Safe-mail.net>) & has this in the 'to' field TheMiracleEmpire@gmail.com <TheMiracleEmpire@gmail.com> ;
I didn't realize until after I replied that it came from p411. Originally Posted by TemptationTammie
That's really weird and a bit unsettling. I wonder if P411 got hacked? Mine had nikki_brazil@hotmail.com in the "to" field.
I've never gotten an email like this. Man, feel so left out!
Miss Valentina's Avatar
I got one too.
But I already knew I was going to hell.
Getting this email was just like an "Save the Date" reminder to me. Like a sweet little hug from Satan.