Yo mama Jokes

Ok we need to ligthen up here a little and have some fun so here goes!! Hope these don't affend anyone but just need a few laughs sometimes!! Please post 5 at a time if you participate so we don't get any doubles!!


Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through

Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck. (my favorite)

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo mama so fat were in her right now

Yo mama so fat an ugly when she looked out the car window she got arrested for mooning

Yo mama so fat when she put on a turtleneck it looked like a busted condom

Yo mama so fat when she was born she gave the hospital stretch marks

Yo mama so fat her belly button has a echo

Yo mama so hairy her nipples have afros

Yo mama like spoiled milk, fat and chunky

Yo mama like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

Yo mama like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods

Yo mama like a racing car...she burns four rubbers in one night

Yo mama like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her

Yo Mama so fat her yearbook picture was an aerial photo

Yo mama so ugly she could make a train take a dirt road

Yo mama so ugly she could make a clock stop

Yo mama so big she wears the equator for a belt

Yo mama so fat she irons her pants in the drive way

Yo mama so fat your ears pop when you get on top of her

Yo mama so fat she wears a wristwatch on each arm to cover her two time zones

Yo mama so fat she has midgets orbiting around her

Yo mama so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller

To mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and shat skittles for a week