Have you ever had a provider no-show and give an excuse? I called/texted with one last night who failed to show for an outcall. I had a litanny of "reasons" why she was late and that she was still coming and finally a reason why she did not make it.
1. When I had no answer to any texts if she was still coming, it took about an hour to answer. Her excise was that she left her phone on a pump at the gas station. Red flag #1 - why would you take your phone out to pump gas?
2. After she finally answered, more time went past, and she claimed to have gone 10 minutes the other way. Relatively believable if you where not using GPS, but she said she was.
3. She wound up in a field and was seeing deer. so she was afraid to touch her phone to answer texts/calls.
Wierd.