*TBU (TUNNEL BUDDY UNION)

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Ladies I'd like to introduce you to *TBU. Tunnel Buddy Union. Were a group of guys that appreciate you being hookers! Most of us realize that there is a reason you are hookers. In almost every case it's to get from Point A to point B. You come in all ages, sizes and colors. Here are 6 (SEX) things you can expect from *TBU members.

1) We do not haggle or negotiate... EVER! We appreciate any and all specials you might have available including an ATF discounted rate. Some hobbyist no matter what the published rate feel it's a starting point and negotiate down from there even if the rate is already low. Not her at *TBU. we respect your published prices and services offered.

2) You can expect us to be on time, clean and showered ready to go. We know your time is valuable as is ours. It's a matter of treating you with respect.

3) Some *TBU members will bring gifts or tip. That's right, many of the hobbyist appreciate a job well done. We know that some of you ladies go above and beyond with your time and BCD activities. Its just our way of saying once again we "appreciate" you.

4) *TBU members will NOT use envelopes to carry the donation for your time. *TBU members will place the money in plane site spread apart so at a glance you can see the donation is all there.

5) *TBU members will write reviews and discuss the wonderful service you provide in both the Men's Lounge and Review Section. You can expect these reviews to be done in a timely manner. Once again all part of our respect and appreciation for you. All *TBU members will send a PM and or P411 request before contacting you to secure a session.

6) *TBU members will be respectful of your time. Each member will make every effort to be ready to leave when our time is up unless of course you as the provider tell us not to rush or offer a little OTC time as your appreciation for us. But before we leave we will ALWAYS say THANK YOU!

Ladies your thoughts? Want to support and be contacted by *TBU members? Simply place the *TBU logo in your sig line!

Guys Questions?

Interested in being a card carrying *TBU member? Here is what it will take.

1) Join P411 or have (2) active ECCIE reference
2) Have at least 5 reviews per year on ECCIE
3) Proudly display the *TBU logo in your sig line


Why ladies? Well it's because here at *TBU we think your "Simply The Best!"
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  • Toyz
  • 02-21-2015, 07:15 PM
Ladies I'd like to introduce you to *TBU. Tunnel Buddy Union. Were a group of guys that appreciate you being hookers! Most of us realize that there is a reason you are hookers. In almost every case it's to get from Point A to point B. You come in all ages, sizes and colors. Here are 6 (SEX) things you can expect from *TBU members.

1) We do not haggle or negotiate... EVER! We appreciate any and all specials you might have available including an ATF discounted rate. Some hobbyist no matter what the published rate feel it's a starting point and negotiate down from there even if the rate is already low. Not her at *TBU. we respect your published prices and services offered.

2) You can expect us to be on time, clean and showered ready to go. We know your time is valuable as is ours. It's a matter of treating you with respect.

3) Some *TBU members will bring gifts or tip. That's right, many of the hobbyist appreciate a job well done. We know that some of you ladies go above and beyond with your time and BCD activities. Its just our way of saying once again we "appreciate" you.

4) *TBU members will NOT use envelopes to carry the donation for your time. *TBU members will place the money in plane site spread apart so at a glance you can see the donation is all there.

5) *TBU members will write reviews and discuss the wonderful service you provide in both the Men's Lounge and Review Section. You can expect these reviews to be done in a timely manner. Once again all part of our respect and appreciation for you. All *TBU members will send a PM and or P411 request before contacting you to secure a session.

6) *TBU members will be respectful of your time. Each member will make every effort to be ready to leave when our time is up unless of course you as the provider tell us not to rush or offer a little OTC time as your appreciation for us. But before we leave we will ALWAYS say THANK YOU!

Ladies your thoughts? Want to support and be contacted by *TBU members? Simply place the *TBU logo in your sig line!

Guys Questions?

Interested in being a card carrying *TBU member? Here is what it will take.

1) Join P411 or have (2) active ECCIE reference
2) Have at least 5 reviews per year on ECCIE
3) Proudly display the *TBU logo in your sig line


Why ladies? Well it's because here at *TBU we think your "Simply The Best!"
Originally Posted by Still Looking

I have graciously agreed to design the exclusive "TBU-Tunnel Buddies, Inc." Logo depicting SL & a fellow TBU'er actually plowing some tunnel & laying some asspipe. Won't you please join their club and proudly wear their badge as a mark of distinction?



Please feel free as SL suggests and copy the logo and add it to your sig line.
I can't stop lmao, this guy ^^^
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Please feel free as SL suggests and copy the logo and add it to your sig line. Originally Posted by Toyz

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Ladies I'd like to introduce you to *TBU. Tunnel Buddy Union. Were a group of guys that appreciate you being hookers! Most of us realize that there is a reason you are hookers. In almost every case it's to get from Point A to point B. You come in all ages, sizes and colors. Here are 6 (SEX) things you can expect from *TBU members.

1) We do not haggle or negotiate... EVER! We appreciate any and all specials you might have available including an ATF discounted rate. Some hobbyist no matter what the published rate feel it's a starting point and negotiate down from there even if the rate is already low. Not her at *TBU. we respect your published prices and services offered.

2) You can expect us to be on time, clean and showered ready to go. We know your time is valuable as is ours. It's a matter of treating you with respect.

3) Some *TBU members will bring gifts or tip. That's right, many of the hobbyist appreciate a job well done. We know that some of you ladies go above and beyond with your time and BCD activities. Its just our way of saying once again we "appreciate" you.

4) *TBU members will NOT use envelopes to carry the donation for your time. *TBU members will place the money in plane site spread apart so at a glance you can see the donation is all there.

5) *TBU members will write reviews and discuss the wonderful service you provide in both the Men's Lounge and Review Section. You can expect these reviews to be done in a timely manner. Once again all part of our respect and appreciation for you. All *TBU members will send a PM and or P411 request before contacting you to secure a session.

6) *TBU members will be respectful of your time. Each member will make every effort to be ready to leave when our time is up unless of course you as the provider tell us not to rush or offer a little OTC time as your appreciation for us. But before we leave we will ALWAYS say THANK YOU!

Ladies your thoughts? Want to support and be contacted by *TBU members? Simply place the *TBU logo in your sig line!

Guys Questions?

Interested in being a card carrying *TBU member? Here is what it will take.

1) Join P411 or have (2) active ECCIE reference
2) Have at least 5 reviews per year on ECCIE
3) Proudly display the *TBU logo in your sig line


Why ladies? Well it's because here at *TBU we think your "Simply The Best!"
Originally Posted by Still Looking

Haters are going to hate.
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  • Toyz
  • 02-21-2015, 07:58 PM
Haters are going to hate. Originally Posted by Still Looking
And Pimps gonna pimp...


fun2come's Avatar
Does 4 or 5 out 6 qualify for a partial TBU membership? ???
Hobart420's Avatar
I dig the concept.
Raikage's Avatar
Wow drama between client and client?? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL this is a great year.
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  • Toyz
  • 02-21-2015, 08:16 PM
Wow drama between client and client?? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWL this is a great year. Originally Posted by Raikage
I hurt his little feelings because I made him a badge for his pimp club.

He'll get over it...he doesnt' like to be challenged 'cause he thinks he's all that.
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Does 4 or 5 out 6 qualify for a partial TBU membership? ??? Originally Posted by fun2come
lederhosen are optional
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I dig the concept.
Originally Posted by Hobart420
You kill me Hobart!

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I dig the concept.
Originally Posted by Hobart420

There is a lot of symbology in all that bush right?
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There is a lot of symbology in all that bush right? Originally Posted by Whispers

Us older guys have "cut" through our share of vegetation!
This sounds awesome! Where do I sign up? Do I get a badge? Troll doll?