It's always better to have it than not need it than not have it and need it.

It's like that line in Forrest Gump:

Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks.

Well:

Sometimes, I guess there just isn't enough lube.



I can see a guy goes to an appointment with a provider and she texts him:

She: "Hey Hon, you said you arrived to my hotel 10 minutes ago, did you get lost?"

He: "I am on my way up, babe."

He knocks on her room door.

She opens the door to find him standing there with a pallet jack with this 275 gallons of sex lube container on it.

He: "Hi babe, be a dear and help me get this thing into the room by the bed, will ya?

You did say you were taking a trip to Greece today, didn't ya?"

Takes all kinds to make a world, I guess.

Welcome back CG....lol

Glad you could grace us with your informational posts again ...

I keep a 30oz bottle of Jo lubs at my in call. It has already lasted me 5 months, & still half full.
I'd like lube and use it to nervously. But I don't like to overdo it. Some of the friction allows for some good connection and chemistry

Hardly any lube required for dealing with 1.3" of dangling death. That 30 oz bottle would last generations.

did you see the price for that mongo storage thingee??
$6,969.69 :^)



oh, btw, it's "It is better to have **** in times of no money than to have money in times of no ****."
https://www.worthpoint.com/worthoped...urry-479454603
https://www.amazon.com/Collected-Adv.../dp/B0016B0CXW

my friends and i used to buy these comix at the head shops in austin in mid-70s. classic stuff!!

Takes all kinds to make a world, I guess. Originally Posted by TexTushHog

Very true

Thought the thread title was gonna refer to condoms.