"Pseudonecrophilia - Faking dead. One partner remains quiet while the other has sex with him/her." -This is already practiced heavily by more than half of Pittsburgh's women of public usage
"Teratophilia - the sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people."
-This is already practiced to some degree by virtually every hobbyist that lives in or travels to Pittsburgh, sometimes by choice, sometimes by having no choice.
In summary:
We aren't headed in that direction P-money, we cleared the path and paved the mother fucker.