Just released by CNN, MSNBC, and Bloomberg News. From a news conference at the National Institutes of Health -Division of Reproductive Sciences. Dr. I.B.Prevaricating, MD, announces a stunning new research finding.
Studies now confirm that Pregnancy can result from Anal Sexual relations. And, these pregnancies produce only Registered Democrats. This stunning Bombshell is embraced by Democratic political candidates for President, and Democratic Leaders.
Pete Buttigieg - Gay Mayor South Bend, Indiana - Although the preliminary findings were in women, this research has potential to equalize the reproductive burden between the genders. and allow Gay Men to create their own families. I support the Creation of the Bureau of Reproductive Equality to be funded by a tax on Old, Straight, White Males - which should produce Trillions of tax dollars to support this critical research effort.
AOC - I support this research in order to produce more Progressive Socialist Voters. Reproductive Equality must be a platform of all Left -thinking Democrats in the upcoming elections. I will forward a bill to create a Bureau of Sexual Intercourse to monitor all sex acts in the US, and be sure that anal sex is required for all these acts, in order to ensure the supply of Democratic voters. Violators will face the penalty of castration to ensure compliance with the new law and Bureau.
Tlaib - This research does not help me Impeach Trump, nor mandate Sharia law , so I do not care.
Pelosi and Schumer - we are both too old and drunk to remember what is Sex. So we will just go along with AOC and Pete. One of them will be the next President, anyway. Our polls show us we cannot lose. Hillary agrees.
Kamala Harris - while reproductive Equality between men and women is a great blow in the fight for Women's rights, We must maintain the right of term birth abortion for any fetus suspected of being Republican. Also, We must prevent the birth of any more Old, White, Males.
Al Sharpton - where does this fit in with Slavery Reparations? I Wants My check from the Gummint!!!! And, i wants It Now!!!
Further updates from Your Liberal, Progressive, Socialist, Totalitarian News Bureau of "Left-Think" will be posted as they occur. Democrat Brother is watching You!!!
Addendum - Joseph Biden proposes a Bureau of "Touchy-Feely Equality" for Old, Straight, White , Horny, Males. Joe States He can now look forward to hugging and sniffing (and buggering) all genders equally. Part of the responsibility of the New Bureau will be to track all those known as "Nazi, YDKYS" miscreants. Identified by "SomeOne" who has great talent at that task.