Girls---Ever get a really WEIRD email?

Check this one out. Got it last night. I keep a file for the weirdest emails, and I think this one fits the bill.

Name and email witheld.


hi. i have admired you for sometime. your hair is not as curly, long, or perhaps even the same color. have you put on a few pounds? i like that you still wear open toed strappy high heels.
i write to you because i am in the mood for some extreme kink. i need to be a very strong sadist. i need a goodlooking, mature lady that can wear heels like you and still has stamina.
i need a lady that can squat baseball catcher style and be shackled to a butchering block. i have a very powerful vibrator that is 10 inches long and the same circumference as a soft drink can. i want to insert it the whole way in the lady's anus.
also, i have a container w/ some antique hat pins left by my late grandmother. i want to pierce the lady's breasts w/ them.
let me know...

Just thought some of you might have some that you wanted to share.

kinky adventurous and perverted. I gotta admit with all the things i have fantasized about, daydreamed to, wondered about doing with and to you fine ladies never once have i thought about putting any of you in baseball catcher squatting position while i shackle you to a butcher block, oh well I guess i am getting old. Hey just wondering as most women say we are only paying for the time and not the activities would this gentlemans requests be covered in the base rate.

Check this one out. Got it last night. I keep a file for the weirdest emails, and I think this one fits the bill.

Name and email witheld.


hi. i have admired you for sometime. your hair is not as curly, long, or perhaps even the same color. have you put on a few pounds? i like that you still wear open toed strappy high heels.
i write to you because i am in the mood for some extreme kink. i need to be a very strong sadist. i need a goodlooking, mature lady that can wear heels like you and still has stamina.
i need a lady that can squat baseball catcher style and be shackled to a butchering block. i have a very powerful vibrator that is 10 inches long and the same circumference as a soft drink can. i want to insert it the whole way in the lady's anus.
also, i have a container w/ some antique hat pins left by my late grandmother. i want to pierce the lady's breasts w/ them.
let me know...

Just thought some of you might have some that you wanted to share. Originally Posted by NatalieSummers

have you put on a few pounds?

fuck that's hilarious. why would ANY clown think this would be something to tell a provider, let alone in one where you are introducing yourself and want to set up an appointment.


hats off to you ladies. you deal with some real retards out there.

he seemed real nice perhaps he felt she looked to thin previously and was complimenting on her filling out nicely.

[/i][/b]fuck that's hilarious. why would ANY clown think this would be something to tell a provider, let alone in one where you are introducing yourself and want to set up an appointment.


hats off to you ladies. you deal with some real retards out there. Originally Posted by rex4998

Check this one out. Got it last night. I keep a file for the weirdest emails, and I think this one fits the bill.

Name and email witheld.

hi. i have admired you for sometime. your hair is not as curly, long, or perhaps even the same color. have you put on a few pounds? i like that you still wear open toed strappy high heels.
i write to you because i am in the mood for some extreme kink. i need to be a very strong sadist. i need a goodlooking, mature lady that can wear heels like you and still has stamina.
i need a lady that can squat baseball catcher style and be shackled to a butchering block. i have a very powerful vibrator that is 10 inches long and the same circumference as a soft drink can. i want to insert it the whole way in the lady's anus.
also, i have a container w/ some antique hat pins left by my late grandmother. i want to pierce the lady's breasts w/ them.
let me know...

Just thought some of you might have some that you wanted to share. Originally Posted by NatalieSummers

natalie,

wrt his note, if i were a provider and i received that, i would pass for several reasons.
1. those activities are not my thing [doing or receiving].
2. i dont need a man who needs to do things to a woman. if he asked if i were interested in doing x, y, and/or z with him i might respond but still say "no thanks".
3. any many who needs to do the things he listed is not someone i'd want to see [i read too much aggressive if not dangerous behaviour in him].

so, what did you reply to him??

btw, what does "wearing heels" and "stamina" have to do with each other??

kinky adventurous and perverted. I gotta admit with all the things i have fantasized about, daydreamed to, wondered about doing with and to you fine ladies never once have i thought about putting any of you in baseball catcher squatting position while i shackle you to a butcher block, oh well I guess i am getting old. Hey just wondering as most women say we are only paying for the time and not the activities would this gentlemans requests be covered in the base rate. Originally Posted by petiteassman

heh heh, he said "base rate", heh heh.

I haven't received that email. but have received strange weird emails in the past. I usually reply with "I don’t offer that type of service and good luck in your search."

I told him he must have me confused with someone else, as I have never had long or curly hair, have actually LOST weight over the last year, and I have never had a picture up anywhere with strappy sandals.
I told him I was NOT into his kinky request AT ALL.
And then told him, "Good luck with all that"
I really think this was a joke email, but I just had to post it somewhere because it made me laugh.....then it kinda scared me.....what a creep to admit he wanted to be a very strong sadist!

Perhaps you should forward to LE. He might be on some of their Most Wanted lists.

I told him he must have me confused with someone else, as I have never had long or curly hair, have actually LOST weight over the last year, and I have never had a picture up anywhere with strappy sandals.
I told him I was NOT into his kinky request AT ALL.
And then told him, "Good luck with all that"
I really think this was a joke email, but I just had to post it somewhere because it made me laugh.....then it kinda scared me.....what a creep to admit he wanted to be a very strong sadist! Originally Posted by NatalieSummers

It's always interesting to see what aspect of a post draws peoples attention. You said it scared you when referring to the strong sadist part, I was more freaked out about the piercing your breasts (one hopes he meant nipples) with his grandmother's old pins. I think if 10 people read that e-mail they'd all have different aspects of it that scared them. Joke or not this dude is sick. JMHO.

Who are we to pass judgment? I'm not a sadist, but if two CONSENTING adults decide to partake.. More power to them. I have seen enough kinky shit to know that if you can think of it..... Someone is into it.

That said. Can you imagine a 10 inch , coke can sized dildo .... In an ass. Ouch! Wouldn't want Greek after that. It would probably be like throwing a twig down a hallway.... All air except a few bangs against the wall now and then.

Note to providers: if you do schedule an appointment with a 10" dildo for Greek .... Please make it the last (greek)call of the night. I think irreparable damage could be done to someones mind if they see
Your colon when you go doggie.

Anyone who has been to a fetish ball or dungeon has probably seen similar acts . I have seen whole sections of this kind of porn in my visits to the movie shop.

Anyone here remember " sadistic Sundays" at the old club on Greenville called " The basement"?

Natalie - I think Jeffrey Dahmer wrote something like this right before they caught him....

his grandmother's? REALLY!!? Is her corpse still lying in the next room? EWWWW!!!


That's not kinky - that's CREEPY!!!

i have a container w/ some antique hat pins left by my late grandmother. i want to pierce the lady's breasts w/ them.

Sounds like someone's granny either didn't hug him enough, or hugged him WAY too damn much....

um yeah....

delete and move on

Well, variety IS the spice of life - however.............