I love messing with people and oh how much fun I think it would be to mess with LE. If you know that you are walking into a sting can you mess with them?
I'm thinking
1. Make the call
2. Don't talk about sex. Just "the escort experience" those words
3. Show up
4. Walk in
5. Pick option
A> Stare at them. Don't speak. Just keep looking at them for a whole hour. Then walk out
B> Tell them you find someone tying your shoes to be erotic. Take off your shoes and hand them to her (cop) and ask her to tie and untie your shoes while you warm up then you can discuss the rate for the rest. This would make them think they got you if they just tie the shoe enough. Proceed to have them do this for the hour.
C> Ask them creepy questions
D> Treat them like a therapist. Cry if you can do so convincingly.
E> Milk of Magnesia. Their bathroom. The whole hour. Leave the door open but request that they stay out.
6. Use cellphone to call offsite recording system so that you are covered from framing.
The list could go on and on. Could they actually arrest you for anything?
We have a few known cop numbers in the area so it would be pretty easy to set up and I'm not really worried about being exposed.